Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with bioinformaticians and developers who are also secretly pro Minecraft players! Join us for some epic battles where we code our way to victory and analyze our opponents’ moves with precision. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion in the game that turns your character into a real-life bioinformatician for 24 hours! So come join us and level up your skills while having a blast in a whole new way. Who knew coding could be this fun?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 36 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Not in Your Top 10 Minecraft Servers!
    Tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your pickaxe sharpened because our server is like no other!

    Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser swords, and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks (because why not?).

    We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with unlimited diamonds, a never-ending buffet of cake, and a pet dragon that will roast your enemies to a crisp.

    So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring and hello to the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this in your top 10…or anywhere else for that matter!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!

    BradCraft: The Sequel – Now with Extra Eso!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers dance to disco music and the pigs wear top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to use.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a maze of lava and waterfalls. Just be sure to hold onto your minecart, things can get a little bumpy!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Eso brad 2https://youtu.be/eNvY2NUjoJs (Disclaimer: Top hats for pigs not guaranteed)

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 261 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mines Excavated: 2853 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    KiaraCraft: Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Are you tired of being banned from YouTube channels for no reason? Do you want to interact with your favorite vtubers without fear of being kicked out? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us and experience a world where you can freely chat with your favorite vtubers, including the amazing Kiara! Our server is the perfect place to learn how to be the best vtuber you can be, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft.

    Don’t miss out on this opportunity to connect with your idols and become a vtuber pro. Join our server today and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!

    StinkyCraft: Where even the creepers wear deodorant! Join us for a fragrant adventure in blocky bliss!
    Are you tired of dueling with stinky opponents on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to battle it out without having to hold your breath. We’ve banned bad body odor from both men and women duelists, so you can focus on strategizing your next move instead of trying not to gag.

    Join us and experience a world where hygiene is not just recommended, it’s mandatory! Our server is so fresh and so clean, you’ll never have to worry about funky smells ruining your gaming experience. Plus, you never know what crazy stories you’ll hear about players getting kicked out of tournaments for neglecting their self-care.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that staying clean could lead to epic duels and hilarious tales of smelly showdowns? Don’t miss out on the action – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 13
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL

    Crafty AF: Where ‘Asking for a friend’ is the only rule! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the wild adventures that await you here.

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a pack of creepers start breakdancing around you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – disco armor! Put on this groovy gear and watch as those creepers bust a move right outta there.

    And don’t even get me started on the bottom part of the world. Legend has it that there’s a secret underground rave going on down there, hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it she’s a killer DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness

    Medieval Mayhem Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of modern /b/ and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Our server is like a blue board paradise, free from the coomers and polfags that plague other servers.

    Once upon a time, this server was known as the incel board, but now it’s been transformed into the fabulous /lgbt/ board, where fags can freely larp as women and embrace their true selves. We even have a special general dedicated to fags with over 2000 threads – talk about dedication!

    Join us on this wild ride of creativity and chaos, where you can build, explore, and laugh your way through the craziest Minecraft server around. Who needs reality when you have a world like this to escape to?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content

    Pixelated Waifu Adventures: Minecraft Server of Questionable Content
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, we have AI-generated blacked hentai of your waifu! That’s right, you can watch your favorite anime character get down and dirty in ways you never thought possible while building your dream world in Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and some questionable content that will have you coming back for more. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy

    Blocky Banter: Where Creepers Are More Welcome Than That Racist Guy
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and leave all your worries at the door. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. They were so excited that they started a dance party in the middle of a creeper-infested forest. The creepers were so impressed by their sick dance moves that they decided to join in and boogie down with them.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. He challenges players to epic chicken jousting tournaments and rewards the winners with golden eggs that hatch into rare and exotic pets.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, then come join us and let’s create some epic memories together. Just remember to watch out for the Chicken King – he’s a tough bird to crack!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server

    Norwegian Nonsense: Bergen’s Big Brother Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of sharing your Minecraft world with pesky villagers and wandering traders? Look no further than our server! We can guarantee you a population that is 99% ethnically Minecraftian, with absolutely no migrants in sight. Say goodbye to diversity and hello to pure blocky bliss! Join now for a truly authentic Minecraft experience like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 22 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 106 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!

    HorizonCraft: Where Creepers are the Real MVP!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and just want to give you a hug. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

    Join us on this wild ride where the horizon is the limit (see what I did there?) and let your imagination run wild. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless!

    So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Come join our server and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you’ve experienced Horizon games, you’ll never want to go back to regular old Minecraft again.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 42
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!

    Pixelated Waifus: Where Minecraft meets Anime Ecstasy!
    Step into a time machine and travel back to the groovy 80s and rad 90s on our Minecraft server! Forget about modern hags, these decades were all about sultry sex appeal and we’ve got it in spades.

    Join us for epic pixelated dance parties where you can bust a move to classic hits like “Thriller” and “Livin’ on a Prayer”. Don’t be surprised if you spot a few pixelated celebrities like Madonna or Michael Jackson wandering around, they just can’t get enough of our server.

    But that’s not all! Take a ride on our virtual rollercoaster that will have you screaming with delight as you soar through neon-colored landscapes and dodge pixelated dinosaurs. And be sure to visit our virtual mall where you can shop for the latest in retro fashion and accessories.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the nostalgia, the fun, and the outrageousness of the 80s and 90s like never before!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs

    Vatican Pain Scrolls – God’s Minecraft Server of LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, God himself is giving out life advice in the form of scrolls from the Vatican! That’s right, forget about diamonds and gold, on our server, the real treasure is the wisdom you’ll receive from the heavens above.

    Join us and embark on a quest to collect all the scrolls and unlock the secrets of the universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the meaning of life itself! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let God guide you on a hilarious and enlightening adventure like no other.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 28
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam

    Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Pakistan Finds its Inner Dharam
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us as we embark on a wild journey to Pakistan, where we must RETVRN to the Dharam!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – hidden deep within the Dharam lies a legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of rabid llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive DJ Enderman spinning some sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our epic quest to Pakistan and let’s RETVRN to the Dharam together! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a chicken, that is).

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Potions Brewed: 184
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!

    Blocky Shenanigans: Where the unexpected is expected!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you could ever imagine!

    Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers, all while riding on the back of a flying pig! Or how about participating in our annual “Troll Olympics,” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of TNT blocks without blowing themselves up?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dance Party Dungeon,” where players must bust a move to the beat of the creepers’ explosions in order to unlock rare loot and treasures!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you’ll be saying “ITT: oh yeah that happened” in no time!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 11 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!

    Crafty Hunters United – Slash and Smash in ‘/mhg/’ Minecraft Server!
    Are you tired of being in the wilds? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world of monsters and adventure? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can hunt down creatures, craft epic armor sets, and embark on quests that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is Steam Deck verified, so you can game on the go while fighting off ferocious beasts. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not set up and connect to our exclusive /mhg/ server for even more monster-hunting madness?

    Join us now and let the hunt begin! Who needs the wilds when you have a whole world of monsters to conquer in Minecraft?

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 20
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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