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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Players Killed by Monsters: 1018 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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