BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

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  • Eden SMP

    Eden SMP
    Server NameEden SMP
    Server TypeSurvival Multiplayer (SMP)
    ThemeVanilla experience
    Spawn AreaMeadows-themed, neutral ground for players

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. What are the rules on the Eden SMP server?

    Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling. Do not use hacked clients or x-ray resource packs. Do not exploit glitches. Do not use derogatory language. Respect other players and the world terrain. Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight.

    2. Can I build near the spawn town?

    Yes, spawn coordinates are (0,0) and you are welcome to build a starter home nearby. There will also be a shopping district west of spawn for buying and selling materials.

    3. How can I get involved in community builds?

    Check the sign-up list for ideas or propose your own projects. If you’re building a farm in a shared space, it must be a community farm rather than personal.

    4. What is the Community Arcade for?

    The Community Arcade, located north of spawn, is for players to build games and potentially host game nights if there is enough interest.

    5. How can I join the Eden SMP community?

    Apply to join the community on our official form: Join Eden SMP

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  • CraftyComebackz

    CraftyComebackz
    Are you tired of boring old comebacks that are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the most epic comebacks you’ll ever hear! Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle and someone tries to grief it. You whip out a comeback so savage, they’ll be crying in the corner for days. Join our server for the ultimate comeback showdowns and let the roasting begin! Who knew Minecraft could be so savage?

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  • KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!

    KrautCraft: Beware the Bear!
    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, this german major general dude is all like, “yo, watch out for them russians, they be buildin’ up their military and stuff.” but like, who cares about that when you can join our server and build epic stuff with your pals?

    imagine this, you’re just chillin’ in your minecraft world, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of russian soldiers show up and challenge you to a build battle. like, what the heck, right? but don’t worry, our server has got your back with epic weapons and armor to help you defend your creations.

    plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special bonus where every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. i know, crazy, right? but that’s just how we roll on this server. so come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together, while also keeping an eye out for those sneaky russians.

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  • TitanCraft MC

    TitanCraft MC

    TitanCraft MC is a mega-lifesteal Minecraft server compatible with versions 1.8.x through 1.20.x. Packed with exciting plugins, it’s designed to deliver an unforgettable gaming experience. What sets us apart? We prioritize hiring skilled and dedicated staff, and our focus is always on creating fun and engaging gameplay, not just profits like some other servers.

    Join us today and be part of the adventure!

    titancraftmc.vilisservers.com:22001

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  • IceCreamNoLickZone

    IceCreamNoLickZone
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cool as ice cream, but without the drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chill time filled with epic adventures and no food-sharing drama.

    Imagine a world where you can build towering ice cream castles and ride on flying ice cream cones. Our server is so sweet, even your friend on a “healthy diet” will want a lick!

    Don’t be an AH like that friend, join our server where sharing is caring, but not when it comes to spit-filled ice cream. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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