BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

adoption, Allowed, atheist, Aunties, BioBlocker, career, children, dream, family, Fatherhood, Financial, foster system, half-sister, hypocritical, Marriage, Niece, Prison, RELATIVES, Religion, selfish, single man, surrogate, well off

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ores Mined:	2589	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Votes:	5039	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mines Excavated:	1953	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1824

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8415
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Falling into the Void:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	54885	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	678
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5282	Dragon Scales Harvested:	393
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Star Shards Collected:	181	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1688
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Crops Grown:	3381	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

What is the IP for BionicLMAO Minecraft Server?

bionic, bionic reacts, bioniclmao, i built, I Built a 100% Invisible Base in Minecraft, i built minecraft, invisible base, invisible base minecraft, Minecraft, secret base minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4714
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Towns Built:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

BionicLMAO is a talented content creator known for producing comedic and entertaining videos on platforms such as YouTube and TikTok. With a unique sense of humor and engaging personality, BionicLMAO has amassed a large following of fans who eagerly await his next upload. His content often includes skits, challenges, and reaction videos, showcasing his creativity and ability to connect with his audience. Through his lighthearted and engaging content, BionicLMAO has solidified himself as a rising star in the online entertainment world.

Nikke’s Realm 1.21

anniversary, Awaken Rapi., christmas party, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Entertainment Only, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Merry Nikke., Missilis Candor, nikke on satellite, Nikke Original, Nikkes, Realm, Special Recruit, Stay Tactical, treasure chest, Unbreakable, Upcoming Events, update

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Animals Bred:	70	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Star Shards Collected:	284
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why? Because it’s like a footstep, walk, run event happening from December 26 to January 16. Can you imagine the chaos of running around in Minecraft with all your buddies? It’s gonna be lit! And don’t even get me started on the upcoming events like Co-op: Alteisen on January 3 to January 5. You gotta be there, man! Plus, they got special recruits like Guillotine: Winter Slayer and Rapi: Red Hood. Like, who wouldn’t want to recruit them, right? And the costume passes, bro, the costume passes! Naga: Last Girlhood and Zwei: First Festa are coming up. You gotta dress to impress in Minecraft, you feel me? And they even got codes for some sick rewards. Like, STAYTACTICAL and ENTERTAINMENTONLY, bro! It’s gonna be a party in Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this Minecraft party started!

NonsensicalMoose – Minecraft SMP

Absurd, Absurdity, bewildering, BIZARRE, confounding, Enigmatic, illogical, incomprehensible, Inexplicable, irrational, irrationality, mind-boggling, Minecraft, Mysterious, Nonsensical, NonsensicalMoose, paradoxical, perplexing, puzzling, SENSELESS, smp, unfathomable

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4407
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Farms Harvested:	915	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is that?! And our diamond ore spawns are like, totally bananas, you’ll be swimming in bling in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our community events are off the charts, we once had a giant chicken riding contest where everyone had to dress up as chickens and ride around on pigs, it was pure chaos but so much fun! And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party, it’s lit AF!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret society of llamas who are actually aliens in disguise, they give out quests and rewards that will blow your mind. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (within reason, of course).

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CryCraft: The Ultimate Meltdown Server

anguish, bawling, cathartic release, CryCraft, deep pain, Despair, Distress, emotional breakdown, extreme emotions, Heartache, intense grief, loud cry, Meltdown, obnoxious cry, Outburst, overwhelming sadness, Server, sobbing, sorrow, traumatic experience, Ultimate, uncontrollable crying, wailing, WEEPING

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you tired of crying alone in the dark? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be crying tears of joy from all the fun you’ll be having!

Join us and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of your favorite meme characters, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Crybaby Clan, a group of players who have mastered the art of crying in the most epic and dramatic ways possible. Join them and learn their secrets to becoming the ultimate crybaby in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the tears of laughter flow as you embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life!

PutinCraft2025

April 2025, border control, citizenship status, deportation, deportation deadline, expulsion, foreign nationals, government order, illegal migrants, immigration crackdown, Immigration Policy, international relations, migrant population, Migrant workers, migration policy, political decision, putin, PutinCraft2025, residency status, russia, visa regulations

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	221

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”

we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

5000 Ants SMP

ants, Discord Community Building Farming Cooking Vanilla Cozy Relaxing Gameplay Modpack New HermitCraft-esque 16+ LGBTQ+ Java Server SMP Whitelist Custom Welcoming, Modded, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7427
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	5000 Ants
Description	A building and farming focused server
Features	Custom modpack, welcoming community, vanilla feel, cozy gameplay
Discord	https://discord.gg/SR9hB7Epgz

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server focused on?	Building and farming
What does the custom modpack focus on?	Farming, cooking, and building
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, very friendly!
Does the modpack maintain the vanilla feel of Minecraft?	Yes, it does
Who would enjoy playing on this server?	Anyone who loves cozy and relaxing gameplay

Leafy Lagoon 1.20.1

1.20.1, ABSENT, Distance, emotional, Heartache, lagoon, Leafy, longing, longing for you, love, Memories, miss you, miss you leafy, missing you, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, sentimental, separation, thinking of you, wish you were here, yearning

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft, bro? This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks, man.

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate virtual reality where pigs fly and creepers do the Macarena.

Forget about boring old reality, come join us where the grass is made of Skittles and the trees are made of cotton candy.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about that time you accidentally punched a villager in the face.

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where the only limit is your imagination. And maybe some pesky Endermen stealing your blocks, but who cares, right? Let’s do this!

GameAddictMC SMP

console gaming, favorite games, GameAddictMC, Gaming, immersive gameplay, long hours of gaming, Mobile Gaming, Modern Gaming, most played, Multiplayer Games, online gaming, PC Gaming, retro gaming, single player games, smp, top video games, video game addiction, video game community, Video game culture, video game streaming, video game tournaments, video games

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind. Like, seriously, it’s like the coolest place ever. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, and we ride around on flying pigs while battling evil creepers. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to do his bidding. It’s insane, bro.

But that’s not even the best part. We have this annual tournament where we all have to fight each other with nothing but carrots as weapons. It’s hilarious, man. And the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Like, who wouldn’t want that?

So if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft experience, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. It’s wild, bro.

CraftyPhoneLand

Communication, connectivity, convenience, CraftyPhoneLand, Daily Life, digital age, digital communication, digital dependency., Digital World, Entertainment, Lifestyle, mobile device, Modern Living, personal device, productivity, screen time, Smartphone, smartphone addiction, social media, tech-savvy, Technology

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Crops Grown:	7790	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of your boring, mundane life where smartphones rule everything? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Our server is a smartphone-free zone where you can escape the clutches of technology and immerse yourself in a world of pixelated adventures.

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Phone Boss, who is trying to take over the virtual world with his army of app minions. Use your crafting skills to build epic structures and weapons to take down the Phone Boss once and for all.

But beware, the Phone Boss has some tricks up his sleeve, like sending annoying text messages and making your screen freeze at the worst possible moments. Can you and your fellow players band together to save the Minecraft world from the tyranny of smartphones?

So, if you’re ready to unplug and have a laugh-filled, smartphone-free experience, join our server today! Who needs a smartphone when you can have an axe made out of diamonds, am I right?