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Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

Bing’s Drug Fails: AI Harm Server

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so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.

if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.

so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!

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  • FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

    FinnCraft Server – Power Outage Edition

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have finland boards oil tankers causing chaos in the digital world!!! power cables are being cut left and right, internet outages everywhere!!! but fear not, on our server you can harness the power of the oil tanker to create epic builds and conquer the digital realm!!! join now and be part of the madness!!! only the bravest can survive in this crazy world of chaos and destruction!!!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RostovRocketCraft

    RostovRocketCraft

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    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE UKRAINE HITTING BALLISTIC MISSILES LIKE FIREWORKS! STRATCOM REPORTS SAY IT’S LIT! COME BUILD YOUR OWN MISSILE AND BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES! WHO NEEDS PEACE WHEN YOU CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS?! JOIN NOW FOR A BLASTING GOOD TIME!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Crafty Restroom Crew

    Crafty Restroom Crew

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    yo, listen up gamers! u ever been in a public restroom with trans people and never even knew? well, imagine that but in minecraft! join our server and experience the wildest adventures with trans villagers who are lowkey hiding in plain sight. u never know who u might run into in the mines, maybe a genderfluid creeper or a non-binary enderman. the possibilities are endless, just like the confusion u feel when u realize u’ve been interacting with trans mobs this whole time. so come on, join us for a gender-bending good time!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

    Brain Weight Control – Gut Signal

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    so, like, u know how ur brain is all like, “hey body, stop eating so much, u fat blob”? well, turns out ur brain actually controls how much fat ur intestines absorb, like, who knew, right?

    on this server, we got, like, brain-controlled fat absorption, like, u can literally eat all the cake u want and ur brain will be like, “nah fam, we good, no need to absorb all that fat”. it’s, like, magic or something.

    join this server for the most mind-blowing, gut-regulating, fat-absorbing experience of ur life. ur brain will thank u, ur intestines will thank u, and u will thank urself for joining the most insane Minecraft server ever. come on, what r u waiting for? let’s get brainy with it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block Haven 1.20.6

    Block Haven 1.20.6

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    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old boring content? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where cows fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos at every turn. Build a house out of cake, ride a pig into battle, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

    Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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