BingeWatchFeelsMC SMP

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Potions Brewed:	117
Secret Passages Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

New Minecraft Servers

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, it’s like the craziest rollercoaster ride of your life! We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair where the admins host epic dance parties every night! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers and turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Trust me, you won’t find a more insane and hilarious server anywhere else on the internet. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Also, which TV show is emotionally hard to binge watch? I’d say Spongebob Squarepants because every time Squidward gets all grumpy, I just wanna give him a hug and tell him everything’s gonna be okay. But then he just goes back to being grumpy and I’m like, dude, chill out and eat a Krabby Patty or something. LOL!

UnbelievableCraft

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2631
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of trying to convince people of the wild things you’ve seen in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can experience even crazier things that will make your real life stories seem tame in comparison!

Join our server and witness flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers that break out into the latest Minecraft dance craze. You’ll never have to worry about anyone doubting your stories again because the things you’ll see on our server will make your real life experiences seem like a walk in the park.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real life when you can have all the craziness and fun on our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

AggroCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	2580	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than the UN trying to condemn russia! we don’t label anyone as aggressors, we just let the creepers do their thing and blow stuff up. the US is too scared to sponsor us because they know we’re too wild for them. G7 can’t handle our chaotic energy, they’re too busy arguing about who gets the last diamond in the mine. come join the madness and see if you can survive our crazy world!

MineCraftMates: RIP US Alliance

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Magic Items Found:	8542	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Yo, so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? We’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant chicken that shoots fireballs or a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world coming together to build, explore, and troll each other in the most epic ways possible.

And don’t even get me started on our events. We once had a massive PvP battle where everyone had to fight with nothing but carrots as weapons. It was chaos, but so much fun.

So come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What are you waiting for? Join now before the chickens take over the server!

MineCrafty Brain Boost

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	893
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mines Excavated:	1654	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never develop dementia cuz you’ll be too busy crafting and mining for diamonds! our players have reported a 99% decrease in forgetfulness and a 100% increase in epic gaming skills after just one week on our server. plus, our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about the real world and never want to leave. join now and say goodbye to dementia forever!

HumbleCraft

brilliant builders, Community, competitive, data packs, diamond fortune, Events, Fresh Season, gaming district, Humblecraft, Lore, Mayor, Mods, new season, redstone engineers, rules, shopping district, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, voice chat, world, youtube video

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Server Name	HumbleCraft
Server Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Minecraft SMP
Player Age Requirement	18+

Overview:

HumbleCraft is an 18+ Minecraft SMP server with a small but active community from around the world. The server is vanilla with selected data packs and mods for an enhanced gameplay experience.

What to Expect:

Welcoming community
Thriving shopping district
Exciting gaming district
Player-driven lore and events

Join Requirements:

Must be over 18 years old and a decent person. Discord is required for server communication and voice chat is a bonus. Full rules available on Discord server.

FAQ:

Q: Can I join if I’m under 18 years old?

A: Unfortunately, the server is only open to players who are 18 years old and above.

Q: What mods and data packs are used on the server?

A: The server uses mods like single player sleep, more mob heads, armour statues, custom item models, etc.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join by following the invitation link on the Discord server and meeting the age requirements.

Q: Are there any specific server rules I should be aware of?

A: Yes, please refer to the Discord server for a full list of rules and guidelines for the server.

Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

BetsAndDebts Minecraft Server

Account.., Agreement, balance, BetsAndDebts, BETTING, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, ENTITLEMENT, Fairness, friendship, Generosity, Greed, Minecraft, misunderstanding, MONEY, opinion, Peacekeeping, roulette, Server, Trust, Winnings

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Potions Brewed:	79
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

Are you tired of friends turning on you over a measly €70? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and leave all those pesky real-life betrayals behind. Here, you can build your own empire, mine for diamonds, and never have to worry about someone calling you “sneaky” again.

Our server is the perfect escape from drama, where you can focus on what really matters – dominating the virtual world with your epic creations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can gamble your in-game currency and potentially turn your virtual €5 into €75, without any friends trying to claim your winnings.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you owe anyone is a good time. And remember, on our server, you’re always the winner – no matter what your friends say!

LeaveCraft: CoverMyShift

Communication, CoverMyShift, LeaveCraft, maternity leave, maternity leave preparations, online work, pregnant coworker, professional boundaries, push back, remote work, stand off, team collaboration, team dynamics, team support., work balance, work coverage, work ethic, work etiquette, work expectations, work habits, work responsibilities

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8588
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Falling into the Void:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3031	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Star Shards Collected:	234	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of dealing with pregnant co-workers who refuse to do their job and expect you to cover for them while they sit back and relax? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world drama!

Join us and experience a world where pregnant co-workers actually do their fair share of work and don’t expect you to pick up the slack for them. No more standoffs or awkward conversations – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even make pregnant co-workers disappear completely! So if you’re ready to leave the office drama behind and dive into a world of endless possibilities, join our server today and let the craziness begin!

ProductSucksMC SMP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Bruh, let me tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. You gotta join because like, all the cool kids are there and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and stuff.

Like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a horde of creepers with just a carrot. And the mods are like, actual wizards who can make your dreams come true in the game.

And don’t even get me started on the players, they’re all like, super pro at PvP and building. I heard one guy built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks, like what even?

So yeah, if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and be surrounded by legends and memes, you gotta join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AloneCraft: Spooky Stories

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3063
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8923	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly heard a creeper hissing right behind you? Well, imagine that feeling amplified by 1000 on our server! Join us for heart-pounding adventures and terrifying encounters with mobs that will make you question your sanity.

One time, a player was peacefully building a house when a pack of zombie villagers descended upon them, demanding to be invited in for tea and brains. It was a hilarious yet terrifying sight to see!

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun and ridiculous events to keep you entertained. Like the time a group of players decided to have a dance party on top of a mountain, only to have a giant Ender Dragon crash the party and challenge them to a dance-off. Let’s just say, things got pretty wild!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and always keep your sword at the ready. You never know what crazy adventures await you in our world.

Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

Analysis, Canada, CanadaTrump, Claims, controversy, Crafty, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, media coverage, North America, parrots, Politics, putin, Putins, rhetoric, Similarities, Talk, trump, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Blockheads: Vitamin B12 Fun

aging, Aging population, b12, Blockheads, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia prevention, Fun, healthy, healthy aging, Levels, Long-term Health, Memory Loss, mental health, neurological disorders, neurological health, nutritional deficiencies, rethink, Risk, Vitamin, vitamin B12, Vitamin b12 deficiency

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	8911
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	5422

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE VITAMIN B12 LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LLAMA ON A POGO STICK.

UR BRAIN GONNA BE SO SHARP U CAN CUT DIAMONDS WITH IT.

WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND COWS THAT CAN SING OPERA.

COME ON DOWN AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONKY MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE.

IF U DONT JOIN, U MIGHT MISS OUT ON FINDING THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-ENCASED CHEESEBURGER OF DESTINY.

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ALIENS ABDUCT ALL THE CREEPERS.

Nomisma

Anti X-ray, auction house, Biomes, border, chat games, Cheating, Java 1.21.4, Lunar, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, semi anarchy, Skills, Survival, Teleport, Vanilla, xp share

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4429
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Normal mode up 40 mobs per player. 18 skills with unique abilities. Partys/groups with group teleport and xp share. /home up to 3. Shop and sellgui. Player 2 Player Auction house. Multiple types of chat games for prizes. Anti X Ray. Large biomes with 1 million block border. No land claims. No pay to win features. Hacks/cheating not allowed.
Clients	Vanilla, Optifine, Lunar
Join IP	semianarchy.com
Java Version	1.21.4

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I claim land?	No, land claims are not allowed on the server.
Are there pay to win features?	No, the server does not have any pay to win features.
Is hacking or cheating allowed?	No, hacking or cheating is not allowed on the server.

Lunar Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, 3D archives, Ai no Chiisana Uta, autism, Clips, Dejavu, fanarts, Haven, High Tide, HYAKU PAASENTO, Karaoke, Lunar, Moon, moona hoshinova, MOONERS, Multiverse, music playlist, Nightmare, OH LOOP SHITE KURE E YO, Orbiture EP, Originals100%, PANDORA ALBUM, Perisai Jitu, Sanrio VFes, Taut Hati, Who’s Toxic?

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6593
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Buildings Constructed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	340
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	173

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a trip through a hundred dimensions on loop! Imagine building your own multiverse while jamming out to some sick tunes like Ai no Chiisana Uta. And guess what? The server has a special Nightmare mode for all you thrill-seekers out there. Plus, you can rock out to some epic karaoke sessions with the crew. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore this crazy world where the only limit is your imagination!

ObscureLoveMinecraftSMP

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

OMG guys, have you heard about this super secret Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally underground and exclusive? It’s like the Illuminati of Minecraft servers, only cooler because we have diamond armor and enchanted swords!

Join our server if you want to be part of the most epic quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And trust me, you’re gonna want those wishes because we have a crazy mob boss named Creeper Carl who’s always blowing up our stuff.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They have been plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant potato farm. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save our precious pixelated world.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to join a wacky and wild adventure, come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen. And I mean ANYTHING. Like one time, a group of chickens formed a rebellion and tried to overthrow our leader, Steve. It was clucking chaos, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!