Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Locked Cock Minecraft Server

    Locked Cock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

    So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

    Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

    With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

    We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

    And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Noob Nation Minecraft Server

    Noob Nation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

    Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LaughCraft Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 31 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

    Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

    Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

    So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

    Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun
    Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Crops Grown: 4680 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

    CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!

    Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Gods Slained: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

    LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming organization for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. It was established by Riot Games and hosts professional tournaments and leagues around the world. Teams compete against each other for prize money and the chance to compete in major international events. LoL Esports has a large and dedicated fan base, with millions of viewers tuning in to watch matches online and in person.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Hag Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

    He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Dimension Hops: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

    Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

    But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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