Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 5
Villages Defended: 14 Shadow Figures Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!

    Minecraft SMP: Make Keke Keke Ke!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a herd of zombie chickens. True story. And that’s just a taste of the craziness you can expect on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary annual potato sack race, where players race through a maze filled with explosive sheep and lava pits. The winner gets a crown made entirely of diamonds (Disclaimer: crown may or may not actually be made of diamonds).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKE! MAKEKEKEKEKE! Tsuyogaru Gaaru!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blocky Knights Minecraft Server

    Blocky Knights Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base where we host daily dance parties with the Endermen. Trust me, they’ve got some killer moves! – Our admin once rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious. Legend says the pig is now the ruler of the server. – We have a special event where players can challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted saddle for your pig! – Our server is haunted by the ghost of a skeleton who just wants to find his missing arm. Help him out and he might reward you with enchanted armor. – We have a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves who only respond to players who can tell a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club

    Bill’s Minecraft SMP Billionaire Club
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

    Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

    And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

    So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 591 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server

    Brain Damage Anon Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling like a zombie after being brainwashed by society and your own bad habits? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, for there is a Minecraft server out there that can help you regain your humanity! Join us and embark on a journey of self-discovery and pixelated redemption.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane challenges that will make you question your sanity (in a good way, of course). Build your own virtual rehab center and help other players overcome their virtual addictions. Who knew that breaking blocks could be so therapeutic?

    So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s show the world that even the most pixelated of creatures can find their way back to humanity. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl

    Cute Autistic Minecraft SMP Girl
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server has the most adorable, dedicated, and slightly autistic girl you’ll ever meet! She’s like a unicorn in the Minecraft world – rare, magical, and always ready to build the most epic creations.

    Join our server and witness the chaos as this girl takes on challenges with her unique perspective and unstoppable determination. From building pixel art of her favorite memes to creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, she’s a force to be reckoned with.

    But be warned, her cuteness and dedication are not to be underestimated. She may seem innocent, but she’s a master prankster and will stop at nothing to troll her fellow players. So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and experience the wild ride that is playing with this one-of-a-kind Minecraft queen.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Demon Skulls Collected: 39

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server

    Crafty Canvas Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing your blocky butt off.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We have custom mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) as you compete against other players in epic challenges.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a thriving art community where you can show off your pixelated masterpieces and even request custom artwork from our talented players. Want a portrait of your Minecraft character riding a unicorn through a field of diamonds? Just ask and someone will make it happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows what kind of ridiculousness you’ll get up to next?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP

    Todd The Lying Asshole in Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP server if you want to witness Todd, the ultimate slacker, who refuses to make any progress or effort in the game. He’s too busy lying and cheating his way through the game, but hey, at least he’s entertaining to watch! Who knows what crazy schemes he’ll come up with next to avoid actually playing the game properly. It’s a wild ride on our server, so come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans Todd will get up to next!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Locked Cock Minecraft Server

    Locked Cock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t unlock your full potential? Well, fear not, because our server is here to set your cock free! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden within our server is a magical diamond sword that grants the wielder the power to turn into a giant block of cheese. Imagine the chaos that would ensue when you start smiting your enemies with cheesy goodness!

    So come on, don’t keep your cock locked up any longer. Join our server and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 284 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Secret Guilds Joined: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

    Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

    With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

    We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

    And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Noob Nation Minecraft Server

    Noob Nation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

    Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LaughCraft Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

    Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ❤️═════════TopMine═══════════❤️

    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

    ❤️═══════════════════════════❤️

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Mines Excavated: 3411 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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