Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found: 8156 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
Cozy Campfires Lit: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • RIP. in Minecraft SMP

    RIP. in Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of Jim Broadbent made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Why not!

    But that’s not all – we’ve got secret underground lairs filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions (watch out for the evil llamas!), and a community of players who are as crazy as you are.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe Jim Broadbent himself will come back from the dead just to play with us.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old combat and visuals? Look no further, because our server is like The Witcher meets Fable on steroids! Join us for epic battles that will make you feel like a badass warrior, while enjoying stunning graphics that will make you question if you’re actually in a game or not.

    But that’s not all – our server is also a breeding ground for the most outrageous and hilarious drama you’ve ever seen. From right-wing trolls to left-wing extremists, you’ll never know what kind of insanity you’ll encounter next. So come join us and experience a virtual hellscape like no other – just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Divine Scrolls Written: 14

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Motherly Mayu Minecraft SMP

    Motherly Mayu Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of the wackiest family you never knew you needed! Kuroe Mayu may not actually be a mother, but she sure knows how to whip up a mean virtual batch of cookies for all her fellow players. Rumor has it she once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just a stack of bones and a charming smile. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the players are as wild and unpredictable as Kuroe herself? So come on, join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Happening Ballot Minecraft Server

    Happening Ballot Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there – where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected! Join us if you’re tired of boring old servers where everything is predictable and safe.

    On our server, you’ll encounter flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on THE FIX IS IN and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the ride of your life – and maybe bring some extra armor, just in case.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP

    Whatcha Thinking About Minecraft SMP
    Oh, just thinking about this wild Minecraft SMP where the creepers wear top hats and the cows do the Macarena! Seriously, this server is like a virtual circus on steroids. We’ve got flying pigs, talking villagers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by Endermen. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots that give you super speed. So come join us if you want to experience the most bonkers Minecraft world you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 19 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513

    Snowbreak Minecraft Server – Containment Zone #513
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting censored is your boredom! Join now for a chance to explore the mythical land of Azure Paradise, where you can level up your Adjutant faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our Hero Games co-op rush event, where teamwork makes the dream work (and the loot even sweeter). And don’t miss out on our exclusive banners featuring Marian the Riptide and Siris the Crowned Flail – because who needs diamonds when you have epic weapons, amirite?

    Plus, use secret codes like “followus” and “P67TY8ET” to unlock hidden treasures in the game. And if you’re feeling extra social, fill out our /snowg/ Friends Form and join our spreadsheet of legendary players. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP

    The Singular Good Browns Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Legend has it that the singular good browns, known for their impeccable building skills and unrivaled PvP prowess, once ruled the land. But then, the Hispanics came along and gave their phenotype a bad name. It was chaos, I tell you! Villagers running for their lives, creepers exploding left and right, and all because of a silly belt!

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and help us restore peace and order to this crazy world. Build epic structures, engage in epic battles, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Low Expectations Minecraft Server

    Low Expectations Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of judgmental players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the “bigotry of low expectations” philosophy! Did you accidentally set your house on fire? No worries, happens to the best of us! Did you accidentally punch a villager and start a riot? Hey, we’ve all been there! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and acceptance, where even your biggest Minecraft fails are celebrated with open arms. Come join us and experience the true meaning of “it’s ok, it happens to everyone” in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • / Shon’s Minecraft SMP /

    / Shon’s  Minecraft SMP /
    Are you ready to join the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there? Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen, is ruling the server with her multiple husbands and insane antics. From ASMR streams to Ribbon Cage battles, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even become one of Fallenshadow’s many husbands or get caught up in a Twitter feud with Otis, the manager extraordinaire.

    But remember, follow the global and board rules or face the wrath of Fallenshadow herself. And don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide the trolls and divorcees – it’s all part of the fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world and see if you can survive the madness of Fallenshadow’s Minecraft SMP!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

    ▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

    ❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

    ❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

    ❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

    ❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

    ❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

    ❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

    ❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

    ❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

    ❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

    ❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Because Future Trunks himself plays on our server and he’s so cool that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock hidden Super Saiyan powers and be able to mine diamonds with just a flick of your finger. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior alongside Future Trunks!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Mines Excavated: 3441

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP

    Rate every Senran Kagura entry Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we rate every Senran Kagura entry! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player joined our server and discovered a secret dungeon filled with nothing but Senran Kagura games. Legend has it that if you rate them all, you will unlock the ultimate anime power-up in Minecraft – the ability to summon a giant anime waifu to fight by your side! So come join us and embark on this epic quest to rate every Senran Kagura entry and unlock the power of the waifus!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Oops, I’m a Minecraft server

    Oops, I’m a Minecraft server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground society of pigs who have taken over the server and demand to be worshiped as the true rulers of Minecraft. Bow down to your new pig overlords!

    2. Our PvP arena is a giant maze filled with traps, fake treasure chests, and surprise attacks from invisible chickens. Good luck trying to survive that madness!

    3. We have a “reverse griefing” policy where instead of banning griefers, we make them build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks as punishment. It’s like a twisted version of community service!

    4. Our staff members are actually a group of mischievous Endermen who love to teleport players to random locations just for fun. Who needs teleportation commands when you have teleporting Endermen?

    5. And finally, our motto is “What is something that is wrong when I do it but it’s ok when you do it?” So basically, anything goes on this server – as long as it’s hilarious and ridiculous!

    So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

    The Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP
    Looking to join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got ancient cities and artifacts just waiting to be destroyed by players with a thirst for revenge or just some random dipshit looking for a good time. Who knows, maybe those rulers were just trying to cover up their deep, dark secrets of atrocities with some good old-fashioned destruction. Join now and be a part of the madness! Just watch out for those pesky locals seeking revenge, they might just blow up your base for fun!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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