Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the riches flow like lava and the adventures never end!

Join us and you could be rolling in so much virtual cash, you’ll be swimming in diamond blocks like Scrooge McDuck. We’re talking 1 million dollars a month, for 84 years straight. You’ll be so rich, even the Ender Dragon will be jealous.

And forget about universal healthcare, who needs it when you’ve got all that sweet, sweet cash? Taxes? Pfft, not in our world. We’re too busy building epic rollercoasters and pranking each other with TNT traps to worry about boring old taxes.

So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your bank account, if you’re not careful). Who knows, you might just strike it rich and become the wealthiest player in all the land. Or at least have a good laugh trying.

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • What is the IP for steak Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for steak Minecraft Server?

    Steak is a popular dish made from high-quality cuts of beef that are cooked to perfection. Known for its rich flavor and juicy texture, steak is a favorite choice for meat lovers around the world. Whether grilled, pan-seared, or broiled, steak is enjoyed in various forms and is often served with sides such as vegetables, potatoes, or salad. It is considered a staple in many cuisines and is celebrated for its versatility and delicious taste.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Haunted Chests Opened: 6
    Magic Items Found: 8068 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Pixelated Dragon Ball Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Dragon Ball Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the turkey month is in full swing and Jiren, our resident turkey enthusiast, has already devoured over 5000 turkeys! Join us for a feast like no other as we celebrate this glorious occasion with turkey-themed challenges and events. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of Jiren himself, gobbling down turkeys with lightning speed. So come on in and join the fun, just watch out for any hungry turkeys looking for revenge!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 15 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Age 38 No GF Minecraft SMP

    Age 38 No GF Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can escape the harsh reality of being forever alone in real life and join a community of fellow gamers who understand the struggle! Our server is the perfect place for those who have never experienced the joys of dating, holding hands, or even just making friends.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even find some virtual love along the way (because let’s face it, it’s probably the closest thing you’ll get to a relationship). Our server is filled with quirky characters, insane builds, and endless opportunities for fun.

    So why waste your time in the real world when you can escape to our Minecraft SMP and finally experience what it’s like to be part of a community? Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss. Join us now and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Pixel Playground – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Playground – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that offers more than just building and exploring? Look no further! Join our server and get ready to share your favorite porn pics with fellow players in our exclusive “XXX Gallery” section. Show off your collection of naughty screenshots and swap tips on where to find the best adult content in the Minecraft universe. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to connect with like-minded players and spice up your gaming experience. Join now and let the pixelated party begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2337

    Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2337
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level with our daily nurse’s visit edition! Join us if you’re ready to experience “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”™️ – it’s a wild ride, trust us.

    Are you new to VR? No problem, we’ve got you covered with all the resources you need to get started, including 18+ avatar models that will blow your mind. Need some tech or furry assets for your base? We’ve got those too, just check out the links we provided.

    And let’s not forget about the bag o’ dicks we have for you to play with – it’s a real game-changer, literally. Plus, we have lewd meets happening in both EU and NA time zones, as well as non-lewd meets like Tipsy Tuesday and Fucked Up Movie Thursday. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the fun.

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few other things). See you in the virtual world!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • EuroCraft Minecraft Server

    EuroCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where democracy actually means something? Well, look no further because on our server, democracy is just a suggestion! If we don’t like the result, we’ll shut it down, arrest everyone, and start a riot! Join us for some chaotic fun where the only rule is there are no rules (except for the ones we randomly enforce)! It’s like a political thriller meets a Minecraft server, with a sprinkle of madness on top. So come on in and see if you can survive the craziness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7594 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • The New Minecraft SMP King

    The New Minecraft SMP King
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and experience a world where creepers ride pigs, villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for the perfect hat to complete her outfit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join ANDNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Save Her Minecraft Server

    Save Her Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a damsel in distress who needs saving! That’s right, there’s a mysterious princess trapped in a tower and it’s up to you and your fellow players to come to her rescue. But be warned, the tower is guarded by a fire-breathing dragon and a horde of evil creepers. Will you be the hero she’s been waiting for, or will you end up as dragon food? Join our server now and find out!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

    The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our players accidentally turned the entire spawn area into a giant hot tub filled with llamas wearing top hats. And that was just the beginning!

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the server, or participate in our weekly “Build a Castle Using Only Pancakes” competition. Trust me, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of dancing creepers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join KWAB today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

    Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server has cutscenes that make no sense and intense bombastic music that will make you question your sanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like the time our players had to battle a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • The Most Successful Ponzi Scheme In History Minecraft SMP

    The Most Successful Ponzi Scheme In History Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the King of the server is actually a llama in a crown! That’s right, a llama with royal blood running through its fluffy fur. And rumor has it, if you can defeat the llama King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to rainbow sheep, you’ll never know what kind of wacky wildlife you’ll stumble upon next. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds to those who can solve its riddles.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). All hail the King – and may the llamas be ever in your favor!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 412 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Election Theft Minecraft Server

    Election Theft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as Trump’s presidency? Look no further! Join our server where anything goes, just like Trump’s claims of fraud no matter what the outcome.

    Imagine a world where Kamala could win all fifty states in Minecraft, but it wouldn’t matter because our Supreme Court will install Trump as president anyway. It’s a wild ride of political chaos and Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and experience the thrill of red states with governors and legislatures refusing to certify results, leading to Trump’s Supreme Court ruling that states can vote however they want. Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Georgia, and more will all vote for Trump in the electoral college despite the popular vote choosing Kamala.

    Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • strips Minecraft SMP

    strips Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe wear pants, but that’s optional).

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your house when suddenly a herd of llamas come charging through, wearing sunglasses and blasting party music. Or how about the time when a group of chickens formed a rebellion against the cows and took over the entire farm? Yep, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground treasure hunts, where you have to navigate through booby-trapped mazes filled with exploding sheep and lava pits. And don’t even get us started on the annual hot dog eating contest, where players compete to see who can eat the most virtual hot dogs in 60 seconds. The winner gets bragging rights for the rest of the year!

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against an army of evil villagers? Where else can you build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of jello? Only on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin! Just remember, pants are optional but a sense of humor is required.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Mines Excavated: 1284
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyMines – Minecraft Server

    CraftyMines – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride where Xal’atath herself will see your post history and judge you based on your memes. But don’t worry, she’s a cool gal and will welcome you with open tentacles.

    We’ve got a content update that will blow your mind, just like that time when a group of Worgen and Draenei allied races teamed up to take down a giant spider boss. It was epic, trust us.

    Our NA guild, GLOBOFOMO, on Moon Guard is where all the cool kids hang out. We throw the best parties and have the most epic raid nights. And don’t even get us started on our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn. Those guys are wild, you won’t believe the shenanigans they get up to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with Xal’atath herself.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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