BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

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  • Block Breakupz

    Block Breakupz
    On our Minecraft server, the only thing that kills relationships is when your friend steals all your diamonds and builds a secret base without you. But don’t worry, we have a therapy llama named Larry who specializes in resolving friendship disputes over virtual riches. Join us for a wild ride of drama, betrayal, and pixelated treasure hunts! Who needs couples therapy when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

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  • CraftyCanuckTrading

    CraftyCanuckTrading
    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we trade with canada and ecuador while avoiding trump’s tariff threats like a pro. build your own virtual trade empire and become the richest player in the game. who needs real life when you can make deals with countries in a blocky world? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures guarded by llamas wearing top hats. join now before the llamas take over the server and declare themselves as the new rulers of minecraft!

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  • BlockyGlaucomaGamerz

    BlockyGlaucomaGamerz
    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where the only thing higher than our cholesterol levels is the fun we have! Forget about building boring old houses, on our server you can build a giant cholesterol monster that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

    And get this, if you’re over 55, you’ll be at the top of the leaderboard because apparently having “good” cholesterol makes you more likely to get glaucoma. But don’t worry, if you have “bad” cholesterol, you’ll be safe from the glaucoma monster lurking in the shadows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Who needs health when you have Minecraft, am I right?

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  • ChacheCraft

    ChacheCraft

    Join play.chachecraft.net, a friendly Cobblemon Minecraft server! Explore, catch Pokémon, and build in a fun, welcoming small community. Adventure awaits!

    play.chachecraft.net

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  • SpK SkyBlock

    SpK SkyBlock

    SpK Network is a newly opened minecraft server, it was opened in January 2025 with unique textures and scripts to make your game on our server as high quality and interesting as possible, on our skyblock server you can expect everything… starting with dungeons, custom islands, custom script, rpg addon and much more.

    So join us, we are waiting for you!!!

    Version: 1.21+
    IP: play.spknetwork.net

    Discord: discord.gg/vs9CfJkURm

    play.spknetwork.net:25615

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