BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

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  • PastaWindowMinecraftSMP

    PastaWindowMinecraftSMP
    Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the bomb diggity! We got pasta everywhere, like literally, there’s pasta blocks, pasta mobs, pasta biomes, you name it! And the best part is, we don’t trust pasta, like at all. That’s why we have windows on all the pasta boxes, just to make sure there’s actually pasta inside. I mean, who knows what could be lurking in there, right? So come join us and let’s explore this wacky pasta-filled world together, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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  • FutureFlicksMC

    FutureFlicksMC
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rom-com plot? Well, look no further because our server is like the psychic friend you never knew you needed! Join us and experience a world where every block you break leads to a mind-blowing revelation about the future.

    Remember that time you watched that movie and thought, “Wow, this is totally gonna happen in real life”? Well, on our server, every movie or TV show feels like a prophecy come true. From aliens invading to time-traveling dinosaurs, you never know what crazy scenario you’ll stumble upon next.

    So if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, join us on our server and prepare to be amazed! Who needs a crystal ball when you have a Minecraft server that can predict the future?

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  • GazaExitCraft

    GazaExitCraft
    come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got palestinians leaving gaza faster than you can say “netanyahu”. our server is so lit, even trump himself is talking about it! who needs peace talks when you can join our server and build the biggest wall in minecraft history? come join us and make minecraft great again! #buildthewall #trumpapproved

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  • DroneCraft – The Unintended Weapon

    DroneCraft – The Unintended Weapon
    join our epic minecraft server where drones are not only weaponized, but they also shoot out rainbow lasers that turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies! 🌈🐇

    imagine flying around on a drone shooting rainbows at your friends and turning them into cute little bunnies hopping around the map. it’s like a twisted version of alice in wonderland, but with more explosions and less tea parties.

    if you’re tired of the same old boring minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds, then come join us for a wild ride through a world where anything is possible. who needs swords and armor when you have rainbow-shooting drones?

    plus, our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your new bunny friends. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

    so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the rainbow drones reign supreme! 🌈🚁🐇

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  • BlockyBaby Boomers – Genetics, Pollution, Healthcare

    BlockyBaby Boomers – Genetics, Pollution, Healthcare
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have no evidence of boring stuff like maternal sickness causing autism! we have crazy genetics, pollution, and healthcare access that will blow your mind!

    our server is so lit, you’ll be mining diamonds while riding a pig and battling creepers with your bare hands.

    we have insane stories like a zombie apocalypse where the only cure is building a giant cake made of gold blocks.

    join now and experience the most outrageous minecraft adventures of your life!

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