BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Animals Bred:	158
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Towns Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	46	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Crops Grown:	4565

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1620
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Magic Wands Crafted:	23

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Emeralds Found:	4356
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Emeralds Found:	1698	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dimension Hops:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6288
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Villages Defended:	16	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	251	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9789
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Void Armor Forged:	24
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magic Items Found:	4279
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7896	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Void Gems Collected:	24
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Potions Brewed:	113	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5552

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.