BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP | Best Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

AdoptedSisMC Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PhilippineSeaPirates

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lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Sahara

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Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5184
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

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yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SoulSteal

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3781	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Star Shards Collected:	205
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	556
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

#PuppyPals, ah, Animals, cameras, Client, dog sitting, drop in, exercised, FIRED, hot tub, house sitting, litter box, Minecraft, MONEY, pet sitting, Plants, Server, side gig, Son, stranger’s house, topless, vacuumed

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.