BillionaireBites | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crops Grown:	7216	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	282	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of eating caviar and truffles every day like a basic billionaire? Come join our Minecraft server and indulge in the luxurious feast of dirt blocks and raw chicken! Who needs fancy gourmet meals when you can munch on some good ol’ Minecraft delicacies?

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying llama. Build your dream mansion out of nothing but pink wool and obsidian, because why not? And don’t forget to tame a pet creeper and teach it to do your bidding – nothing says power like a creeper army at your command!

So if you’re ready to ditch the boring billionaire lifestyle and embrace the chaotic world of our Minecraft server, come on over and join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!

Ice Age Porcupine Haven

adaptation, age, Ancient, animal, Creature, Defensive, Evolution, Extinct, GIANT, Haven, Hedgehog, Ice, ice age, mammal, Nature, Porcupine, prehistoric, quills, rodent, sharp, Spiky, thorny, wildlife

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6116
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Towns Built:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Enchantments Applied:	138	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got porcupines the size of freakin’ mammoths runnin’ around! Imagine tryna build your house and BAM, a giant ice-age hedgehog comes rollin’ through like “Sup, I’m here to party!”

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground disco club where all the creepers and zombies go to get down and boogie. You ain’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing to some sick beats.

And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts. We hide diamonds in the most ridiculous places, like inside a chicken’s butt or under a llama’s hat. You never know what you’re gonna find, but it’s always worth the adventure.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and join in on the madness. Who needs normal when you can have porcupines the size of houses and dancing skeletons? Let’s get weird, baby!

Sleepy Brain Washers

Brain, brain activity, brain cells, brain cleaning, brain development, brain function, brain health, brain maintenance, brain plasticity, brain regeneration, brain repair, brain research, brain science, brain waves, discovery, neuroscience, research, scientists, Sleep, sleepy, study, washers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5978
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	174
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got scientists who figured out how the brain like, washes itself during sleep. It’s wild, man. And guess what? You can join this server and experience the brain-washing goodness for yourself!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, your brain starts washing itself. You’ll be like, “Whoa, dude, this is some next level stuff!” And then you’ll be hooked, man.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that poop out golden apples, and unicorns that shoot rainbows from their horns. Like, how insane is that?

So come on, join our server and let your brain get squeaky clean while you have the time of your life! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

⭐☢ StalkerMc ☢⭐ – RPG and OLD Minecraft server

Adventure, Clans, Community, Custom, Donations, Economy, Empty, Events, Exploration, FANTASY, Gaming, Minecraft, mmorpg, Mods, multiplayer, Old, ONLINE, Pirate, Plugins, Private, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Roleplaying, RPG, Russian, Sandbox, Server, StalkerMc, Survival, Vanilla, Without Launcher

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	9901
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Star Shards Collected:	202	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

The owner of the “StalkerMc – RPG and OLD” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gx.stalkermc.ru

Enchanted Pixel Forest 1.20.2

#pantsu, 1.20.2, Abracadabra, Anime, Bra, Censorship, clothing, COSPLAY, empowerment, Enchanted, Enchantment, Fan Service, FANTASY, Female Characters, Forbidden, Forest, hocus pocus, Magic, Magical Girls, Manga, PIXEL, Spell, transformation, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Gods Slained:	1

Yo, broskis, come join our Minecraft server where we make all the anime babes wear nothing but tiny bras and pantsu! It’s like a magical spell has been cast, turning all the pixels into sexy pixels! Get ready for some scandalous adventures in this wild and wacky world! Don’t miss out on the chance to see your favorite waifus in their skivvies while you mine and craft to your heart’s content! Join now for a truly enchanting experience!

SpeedLimitSloth – Minecraft SMP

#impatience, annoyance, bumper to bumper, courteous driving, driving etiquette, following rules, Frustration, lawful driving, long tail tag, Minecraft, obeying laws, road rage, safe driving, slow driving, smp, speed limit, SpeedLimitSloth, stuck behind, tailgating, traffic, traffic congestion, traffic jam, traffic rules

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1796
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17

OMG, like, can you believe it? I was driving behind this total snail on the road, going the actual speed limit like a total grandma. I was like, “Bruh, do you even know what a gas pedal is?!” So then I thought, you know what would be way more fun than dealing with slowpokes on the road? Joining this EPIC Minecraft SMP server, duh! We have so many crazy adventures, like once we all built a giant rollercoaster that launched us into a pit of lava (don’t worry, we had fire resistance potions). And another time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a dance party in the village square. It was clucking ridiculous! So if you’re tired of boring speed limits and wanna join a server where anything goes, then you gotta join us! Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. Yasss, queen!

BlockyWisdom

Affirmations, BlockyWisdom, Daily Reminder, favorite words, Gratitude, Happiness, inspiration, life lessons, live by, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, quotes, resilience, self improvement, success, words of wisdom

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4319
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Potions Brewed:	60
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always causing mischief and chaos wherever he goes. But don’t worry, our moderators are trained in the ancient art of llama jousting and will keep the peace (most of the time).

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and remember our motto: “Keep mining and keep shining, because diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”

CraftyFreedomZuckMusk

Accountability, Censorship, Communication, CraftyFreedomZuckMusk, Democracy, digital age, ethical considerations, freedom of speech, French, Government, instrumentalizing, Minister, Musk, Online platforms, Politics, public discourse, Regulation, RESPONSIBILITY, social media, Technology, Zuckerberg

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	132
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate (but don’t eat them, trust me, i learned the hard way).

oh, and get this – our admin is a talking chicken named cluckers. he’s always squawking about some crazy adventure he went on with notch back in the day. apparently, they fought off a horde of evil creepers with nothing but a carrot and a rubber ducky. true story, bro.

if u join our server, u’ll also get to meet our resident wizard, gandalf the pink. he’s got a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to play fetch with ender pearls. it’s a sight to see, lemme tell ya.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most bonkers, hilarious minecraft adventure of ur life. plus, we have unlimited cake. like, seriously, it never runs out. it’s magic or something.

Superheroes Fly Feet-First!

Caution, feet-first, FeetFirst, Fly, flying, flying techniques, head protection, Heads, Protect, Safety, superhero advice, superhero flying, superhero guidelines, superhero maneuvers, superhero precautions, superhero protection, superhero rules, superhero safety, superhero strategies, superhero tactics, superhero tips, Superheroes

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2526	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Votes:	8447
Dragons Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4

come join this epic minecraft server where superheroes fly feet-first to protect their heads because apparently that’s the most important thing in the world. we have a secret underground lair where you can craft your own super suit made out of diamonds and obsidian. our admin is actually a superhero in disguise, so watch out for them swooping in to save the day. also, did we mention that our pigs can fly? yeah, that’s right, you can ride a flying pig into battle against evil mobs. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ultimate superhero in this wacky minecraft world!

CraftyBrainTypes

Artificial Intelligence, brain abnormalities, Brain Disorder, brain health, Chiari type-1 malformations, classification, CraftyBrainTypes, Diagnosis, Healthcare, innovation, machine learning, medical advancements, medical decision making, Medical research, neurology, neuroscience, patient care, research, subtypes, Technology, Treatment

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Farms Harvested:	660
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	30

so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got, like, artificial intelligence and stuff, identifying subtypes of brain disorders and whatnot. like, who knew you could find that in a minecraft server, right?

join us and you’ll be part of the coolest brain research team ever. we’re like the avengers of brain disorders, fighting the evil chiari type-1 malformations with our super smart AI. it’s like a superhero movie, but in minecraft.

plus, being on this server will totally improve your medical decision making skills. like, you’ll be diagnosing brain disorders like a pro in no time. forget medical school, just join our minecraft server and you’ll be a brain expert in no time.

so come on, join us and be part of the most epic brain research team in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Starlight Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Actresses, Boobs, Busty, Celebrity, celebrity tits, cleavage, Entertainment, explicit, FAMOUS, Hollywood, hot, leaked, models, NSFW, paparazzi, Provocative, Realm, scandal, Sexy, Starlight, tits, voluptuous

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	6359
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	131
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a world where all the blocks are shaped like celeb tits! And not just any celebs, we’re talking A-listers here! Join us for the most titillating Minecraft experience of your life!

We’ve got custom plugins that make the boobs bounce as you mine, craft, and build your way to glory! And don’t even get me started on the special events we have planned.

From bikini block parties to red carpet creeper attacks, this server is a non-stop party! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get your hands on some virtual celebrity cleavage today!

LawnEyeRollerCraft

Apology, Biking, car honking, Confrontation, Corner, elderly woman, front lawn, Hangout, LawnEyeRollerCraft, misunderstanding, ROAD, sandwiches, sidewalks, speed limit, stores, suburban, trampled lawn, Vandalism, Yelling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with crazy neighbors who think you’re a lawn vandalizing menace? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you’ll be trampling on is pixelated grass!

On our server, you can bike as fast as you want without any angry car honking behind you. No more awkward encounters with overzealous lawn owners demanding apologies for simply trying to get a sandwich.

Join us and build your own virtual world where you can bike on sidewalks that actually exist and where crazy neighbors are just a figment of your imagination. Don’t let real-life drama ruin your day, come join our server and let the fun begin!

DetentionCraft SMP

Breaking Rules, classroom disruption, detention, detention slip, DetentionCraft, disciplinary action, Disobedience, misbehavior, parent-teacher conference, principals office, school authority, school behavior, school consequences, school expulsion, school misconduct, school punishment, school rules violation, school suspension, school trouble, smp, teacher reprimand, troublemaker

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	318
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, I was just minding my own business mining some diamonds when suddenly a herd of creepers attacked me and blew up my whole base! But then the admin came in like a superhero and saved the day by giving me unlimited diamond armor and a pet dragon to ride around on. It was so lit, you won’t believe it!

And like, the other day, I was building a rollercoaster in the sky and accidentally crashed it into someone’s house. But instead of getting mad, they just laughed and said it made their house look cooler. This server is full of the chillest peeps ever, you gotta come hang with us!

Oh, and did I mention the secret treasure hunt we had last week? I found a chest full of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and let you fly like a bird. It was like a dream come true, I swear!

So yeah, if you wanna have the most epic, craziest, and funniest time ever in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!