BillionaireBiden’sGovTakeover | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TimelessTrollin’ Minecraft SMP

Endless, eternal life, Eternity, Existence, forever.., IMMORTALITY, immortality activities, immortality ambitions, immortality aspirations, immortality desires, immortality dreams, immortality goals, immortality lifestyle, immortality plans, immortality wishes, Life, Minecraft, never ending, purpose, smp, Time, TimelessTrollin

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	1922
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension Hops:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have a secret underground base where we throw epic parties with all the mobs from the Nether, it’s lit AF! And get this, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn diamonds into pizza, like what even?! Plus, we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks, it’s insane!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese, and you can ride around on giant hamsters while battling evil unicorns. And did I mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? It’s like a thrill ride of death, but in a fun way!

So come join our Minecraft SMP and live out your wildest dreams of being immortal and doing crazy stuff with your time, like building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm in the sky. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

PresidentialCraft

biden, controversy, Democracy, Government, humor, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, King, leadership, Monarchy, News, obama, political commentary, political humor, Political satire, presidential power, PresidentialCraft, public opinion, public reaction, satire, social media

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9487
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Imagine a world where Obama and Biden decided to ditch politics and become Minecraft royalty instead. That’s right, they declared themselves kings of a virtual kingdom and invited players from all over to join their epic server.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, you’ll get to witness Obama and Biden in full royal attire, complete with crowns made of diamonds and thrones made of emeralds. And let’s not forget about their royal pets – a pack of wolves named Michelle and Jill who roam the kingdom, keeping order and looking adorable while doing it.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Obama and Biden have hidden secret treasure chests all over the kingdom, filled with rare items and enchanted weapons. And if you manage to find them all, you’ll be rewarded with a private audience with the kings themselves, where you can ask them anything your heart desires (as long as it’s Minecraft-related, of course).

So come on, join the server where Obama and Biden reign supreme – because who wouldn’t want to be a part of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun and mine diamonds like a boss?

Trump’s Blocky Diplomacy Minecraft Server

blocky, CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, current events, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, donald trump, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Kyiv official, Meeting, Minecraft, news conference, Politics, press conference, Server, Trumps, U.S. request, Ukraine, Ukraine envoy, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6976
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this totally rad minecraft server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a news conference between Zelenskyy and Donald Trump’s Ukraine envoy. but wait, plot twist! the conference gets cancelled at the U.S. request. like, what even is happening, right?

join our server for all the crazy drama and unexpected twists you never knew you needed in minecraft. who knows what other wild events will happen while you’re building your epic castle or exploring the vast world. come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and pure chaos. trust me, you won’t regret it!

NATOcraft: Zelenskyy Approved!

Alliance, APPROVED, cooperation, Defense, Diplomacy, Erdogan, european union, foreign policy, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Politics, SECURITY, solidarity, Support, turkey, Ukraine, Ukrainian president, zelenskyy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3942
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of erdogan and zelenskyy fighting dragons together. yea, u heard right, dragons. and guess what? erdogan himself supports our nato membership and plays on the server too. he even built a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. so come join us for a wild ride of epic battles, secret treasures, and world leaders fighting mythical creatures. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Hand Moisturize Faster Than Feet

beauty, Beauty Tips, dry skin, fast absorption, Faster, feet, foot care, foot moisturizer, Hand, hand care, hand moisturizer, Hands, hydration, long-lasting hydration, Moisturize, moisturizing routine, moisturizing tips, self-care, skincare, Skincare Routine, smooth feet, soft hands

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6175
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the grass is purple and the pigs wear top hats. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – you can moisturize your hands twice as fast as your feet on our server. that’s right, no more dry hands for you, buddy.

but that’s not all! we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers do the macarena and the zombies breakdance. you won’t find that on any other server, i can guarantee you that.

plus, our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken. rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because last time someone wished for a million diamonds, they got a million diamond blocks falling on their head. oops.

so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server today. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you?

Foggy Water Tech Server

#sustainability, arid climates, atmospheric water harvesting, climate change, driest regions, Environmental Science, Fog, fog collectors, foggy, fresh water, hydrology, innovation, liters per square meter, optimal conditions, renewable resources, scientists, Server, Tech, Technology, Water, water conservation, water purification, water scarcity, Water Security

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4957
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even scientists are getting in on the action? Well, buckle up buttercup, cuz we got fog collectors that can turn that misty stuff into fresh water like it’s no big deal. Imagine sippin’ on that sweet, sweet H2O while building your epic castle or battling mobs like a boss. We’re talkin’ 0.2 to 5 liters per square meter daily – that’s enough to keep you hydrated for days, fam. And if you’re lucky and the stars align, you could be guzzlin’ down a whopping 10 liters per square meter. So come join us on this insane Minecraft server and let’s turn that fog into liquid gold, baby!

Elixir Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, 404 edition, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug dependence, drug recovery, drug recovery community, drug recovery journey, drug recovery motivation, drug recovery resources, drug recovery success stories, drug recovery support, drug rehabilitation, drug relationships, drug use, drugfeel, Drugs, elixir, erowid.org, Misaki, Previous thread, psychonautwiki.org, Realm

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land filled with pixelated wonders and blocky adventures.

Imagine finding your very own Misaki in this virtual world – would you stop mining for diamonds and start mining for love?

This server is like a trip to the moon on a rainbow unicorn, it’s that epic. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life.

Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s build some memories together!

ToiletTroubleCraft

adulting, apartment living, bathroom etiquette, Boundaries, cleaning, cleanliness, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Expectations, household chores, hygiene, living together, personal space, poop stains, relationship issues, Respect, responsibilities, self-care, toilet cleaning, ToiletTroubleCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ores Mined:	3586

Are you tired of dealing with poop stains in your toilet every morning? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where toilets clean themselves! No more arguing with your boyfriend about who should clean up after themselves – our magical toilets will take care of everything for you. Plus, our one bedroom, one bathroom apartments come with a built-in poop stain prevention system, so you’ll never have to see another skid mark again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the Toilet Fairy, who will grant you three wishes if you can catch her in the act of cleaning a toilet. Rumor has it that one lucky player wished for a lifetime supply of toilet paper and never had to worry about running out again.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to poop stains and arguments forever! Trust us, your relationship will thank you.

Ukraine vs Russia: Minecraft Edition

aggression, Analysis, Conflict, Diplomacy, Edition, Explanation, foreign relations, international affairs, Invasion, investigation, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, republicans, russia, trump, Truth, Ukraine, US government, War

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4620
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5584
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	New Chunks Explored:	923733
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a crazy theory that Ukraine actually started the war with Russia by sending a fleet of explosive pigs into Moscow! Join us and uncover the truth behind this epic piggy plot. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare diamond armor and enchanted weapons guarded by a squad of dancing llamas. So come on over and join the fun – just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainian pigs!

BlockyBuddy Minecraft Server

Alliance, Allies, BlockyBuddy, Conflict, Diplomacy, Disintegrates, foreign policy, friendship, Geopolitical, global affairs, international relations, Loss, Minecraft, Partnership, Sadness, Server, solidarity, sorrow, Support, Tension, Ukraine, uncertainty, united states

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	171
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit fam. we’ve got, like, unicorns and rainbows and all that jazz. but, like, here’s the kicker – we’ve also got a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds and, like, a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon who breathes fire and can fly you around the server in style? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our community is, like, super tight-knit and supportive. we’ve got each other’s backs like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so, like, come join us on this wild adventure and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together. who needs boring old partnerships when you’ve got a server this awesome, amirite?

ZelenskiyCraft: Shut Up & Obey Trump

authoritarianism, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, JD Vance, leadership, News, obedience, obey, Politics, power dynamics, shut, Statement, trump, Ukraine, us politics, Warning, Zelenskiy, ZelenskiyCraft

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Towns Built:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so like, imagine this epic Minecraft server where you can build your own little world and stuff, right? but get this, the owner is like a mix between a unicorn and a ninja turtle, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

join this server if you wanna see pigs flying and cows doing backflips, because anything is possible in this crazy land. plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie, it’s lit!

oh, and did i mention there’s a giant diamond castle guarded by a dragon made out of cheese? yeah, you heard me right. come join the fun and let your imagination run wild on this wacky Minecraft server!

EliteCraft: Vote for Competence

competence, EliteCraft, facial cues, Higher social class, Judging, long tail tags, politicians, prioritize, rely, social class voters, Vote, voters

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	8934	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, if you wanna be in the cool kids club, you gotta join this server. all the higher social class voters are here, and they totally know what’s up. they only hang with the most competent players, so if you wanna be in their crew, you gotta show off your skills.

and get this, man. they rely on facial cues to judge politicians, so you know they got some serious discernment skills. if you can impress them with your sick building and redstone skills, you’ll be like, their new best friend.

plus, there are some insane stories going around about this server. like, apparently, there’s a secret underground base where all the elite players hang out and plan world domination. and rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest full of diamonds somewhere in the server, just waiting to be found.

so, like, if you wanna be part of the elite crew, show off your skills, and uncover some epic secrets, you gotta join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Men vs Women World War 1.21.4

1.21.4, battle of the sexes, Conflict Resolution, Femininity, feminism, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender empowerment, gender equality, gender harmony, Gender issues, gender relations, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender war, global conflict, Masculinity, Men, peace negotiations, social change, societal upheaval, War, war strategy, Women, world

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9259
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Bro, imagine if Minecraft was the battleground for this epic battle! Join our server for the ultimate gender war experience!

We got dudes building fortresses with diamond armor and chicks casting spells with enchanted potions!

Choose your side and fight for supremacy in this wacky world where anything goes!

Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join now and let the gender war begin!

ExWifeExLifeCraft

anger, Blame, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, ex wife, ExWifeExLifeCraft, family, financial responsibility, Friends, Harassment, housework, ISOLATION, mediator., mental health, mutual friends, no contact, Pets, polyamorous, relationship, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	4757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Are you tired of being trapped in a Minecraft server with a tight collar and a leash that only lets you go so far? Join our server for a breath of fresh air and freedom! Our server is a polyamorous paradise where you can build relationships with multiple players and live harmoniously together.

We guarantee that you won’t be emotionally abused by our admins, unlike some other servers out there. No more getting screamed at for a speck of dust out of place or for being a minute late to a virtual event. Our admins are here to support you and make sure you have a great time.

And don’t worry about being financially screwed over on our server. We won’t demand outrageous payments for emotional damage caused by leaving the server. You can keep your virtual car and we won’t force you to pay for someone else’s therapy sessions.

So come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be flushing down the toilet is your enemies in PvP battles. Build, explore, and have a blast without any drama or emotional baggage. See you in the game!

90sFilmFanaticMC SMP

1990s film, 90s cinema, 90sFilmFanaticMC, all-time favorite movies, award-winning films, best movie, cinematic masterpieces, classic films, cult classics, film analysis, film buffs, Film Critics, film industry, film recommendations, iconic movies, movie enthusiasts, movie lovers, must watch films, popular films, smp, top movies, Top Picks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8372
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

OMG you guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit? Like, you gotta join because we have the most insane builds and the craziest players ever. Like, one time, we had a player who built a giant banana house and another player who rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was bananas, I tell ya!

And like, the best part is that we have this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every Saturday night. You gotta see it to believe it, it’s like a rave in the Nether. Plus, we have this super rare diamond armor that gives you the power to fly and shoot lasers out of your eyes. It’s like something out of a 1990s sci-fi movie, I swear.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, the first rule of Fight Club is to always bring your diamond sword. LOL!

Players:	97/800	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11