Minecraft Servers Updated November 19, 2024, 4:20 AM

New Minecraft Servers
Oh, Bill Gates? Don’t even get me started! Rumor has it that he actually built our Minecraft server with his bare hands just so he could play on it 24/7. And let me tell you, the man is a Minecraft mastermind! Join our server and maybe you’ll even catch a glimpse of Bill Gates himself, mining diamonds like a pro while wearing a diamond-encrusted suit. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to game with the legend himself!
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Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP

    Cock-Comparing Homies Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where comparing cocks with your homies is not only normal, it’s encouraged! Our server is the perfect place to show off your pixelated peen and see who reigns supreme in the realm of blocky manhood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by the one and only Colonel Cluckington. Join forces with these feathered fiends as they march across the land, clucking their way to victory and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake.

    And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our infamous lava parkour course? Test your skills and see if you have what it takes to navigate a treacherous path of fiery death and destruction. It’s a real blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a cock-tastic adventure like no other. Just remember, size doesn’t matter…unless you’re talking about your diamond sword, of course!

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    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Dimension Hops: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Magic Items Found: 2022
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Subculture Minecraft Server

    Subculture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being a basic chud in Minecraft and want to join a subculture that will make all the other players jealous? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner weirdo and embrace your true self.

    Join us and become part of a community where being a weirdo is not only accepted, but encouraged! Build your own quirky creations, participate in wacky events, and make friends with fellow oddballs who share your love for all things bizarre.

    Don’t be a boring chud any longer – join our server today and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building giant cheese sculptures or creating pixel art of dancing llamas. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let your weirdness shine!

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    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Ores Mined: 1156
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 43 Dimension Hops: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP

    Pixelated Pokeboys Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your dick betraying your fagbasher mind? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Pokémon boys roam free and will make your dick question everything it thought it knew.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building giant statues of Steve out of diamond blocks.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that grants wishes in exchange for bacon. So come join us and let your dick betray your fagbasher mind in the most epic way possible!

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    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 48 Magical Moments Shared: 17
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 New Chunks Explored: 137784
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Secret Guilds Joined: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft

    Hype Zone Surval server Minecraft
    The owner of the “Hype Zone Surval” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    hype-zone.fun:19132

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    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Ores Mined: 3959
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we generate VTuber AI images with a touch of monocle elegance! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual idols and crazy adventures.

    Ever wanted to see VTubers in a whole new light? Well, our server is the place to be! We’ve got AI-generated images that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a virtual circus, with VTuber XL Loras and LoRAs galore. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the crazy creations we have in store for you.

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a LoRA Checklist that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From EF+HLL guides to VTuber model mixes, we’ve got it all!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and immerse yourself in a world of VTuber madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the party today!

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    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 147 Ores Mined: 8122
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 17
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Enchantments Applied: 107

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

    Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

    But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

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    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Villages Defended: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 119 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 169 Demon Skulls Collected: 41

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Marie’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and help Marie Gluesenkamp Perez take down fascist Trumpism in America and defeat billionaire South African oligarchs like Elon Musk and Peter Thiel! Build your own resistance base, gather allies, and launch epic raids on the evil overlords’ strongholds. Plus, rumor has it that Marie herself will be logging on to personally thank all her supporters with diamond swords and enchanted armor. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Void Gems Collected: 23
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

    Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

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    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

    To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

    So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

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    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 116
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 23 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP

    Best Dystopian Movies? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the world has been taken over by evil chickens who are plotting to turn all the players into poultry! Will you be able to survive in this dystopian chicken-filled world and save humanity from becoming feathered fiends? Join now for a cluckin’ good time and the chance to be the ultimate chicken conqueror!
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    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6374 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

    Sperg Squad Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

    So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

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    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 13
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen

    Why do female characters get a pass when it comes to being the… Minecraft SMP Queen
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where female characters reign supreme and being a Mary Sue is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad princesses, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and pet dragons that do your bidding.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Queen Bee, who rules with an iron fist and a killer fashion sense. Rumor has it she once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a flower crown and a fierce attitude.

    So why join our SMP? Because here, being a Mary Sue isn’t just a character trait, it’s a way of life. Embrace your inner goddess and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few plot twists along the way – after all, this is a server where anything can happen.

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    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 16 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TwoMC! Minecraft server

    TwoMC! Minecraft server

    THE BEST ANARCHY FOR ALL PEOPLE’S TASTES ❤

    INTERESTING DEVELOPMENTS ❤

    IMPORTANT SELF-WRITTEN PLUGINS ✔

    INTERESTING EVENTS: CHESTS, PIRATE SHIP, TREASURE HUNT AND MUCH MORE✔

    EXCELLENT ANTI CHEAT✔

    PVP ARENAS, AUTO MINES, NPCs WITH MISSIONS, KILL CONTRACTS✨

    AND MUCH MORE ONLY ON OUR SERVER✨

    play.twomc.ru

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    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2770 Magic Items Found: 1907
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Zombie Dances: 8
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server

    Blocky Bleach Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever set foot on – 『GATE OF THE SUN』! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They were greeted by a unicorn riding a dragon who offered them a diamond sword that shoots lasers. And that was just the beginning!

    On 『GATE OF THE SUN』, you can ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie villagers, and even have a tea party with a group of friendly Endermen. The possibilities are endless!

    So, what are you waiting for? Join 『GATE OF THE SUN』 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Towns Built: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP

    FamilyCraft Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a truly unique experience where we discuss our weirdest fetishes, share our favorite porn links, and regale each other with tales of our wildest sexual encounters with family members.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground club where we host weekly dance parties with DJ Villager spinning the hottest tracks. And don’t forget about our annual “Nether Olympics” where players compete in crazy challenges like lava parkour and pig jousting.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and let your freak flag fly high! Just be prepared for some seriously NSFW conversations and a whole lot of laughs.

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    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 8726
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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