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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 2747 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
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