Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Dimension Hops: 12
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 2554 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Mines Excavated: 2778

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 94
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 19
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 46
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Animals Bred: 21 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 64 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4991 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Animals Bred: 126
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Gods Slained: 0
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8000 Alien Abductions: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Towns Built: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 New Chunks Explored: 310602
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Falling into the Void: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 20

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 18
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 166
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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