Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us and experience the thrill of naming your baby after your brother-in-law, even if his girlfriend throws a hissy fit about it. Who knew naming a Minecraft character could cause so much chaos? But hey, that’s the fun of it all! Dive into our server and see if you’ll be the next one to stir up some family drama over a baby name. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Love Letters Sent: 15
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 253
Runes Activated: 6 Ores Mined: 8925
Crops Grown: 2264 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

    Nude Creeper Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 2181
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 New Chunks Explored: 279727
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Potions Brewed: 145
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Treasure Maps Found: 9
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

    Cock Smell Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

    DivorceCraft Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

    Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

    So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Falling into the Void: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • CheaterBustersMC

    CheaterBustersMC
    Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

    Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

    So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 193 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 37
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 20 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

    SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

    Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 9758
    Runes Activated: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyCrushesMC

    CraftyCrushesMC
    Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Crops Grown: 5197 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BeirutBoomCraft

    BeirutBoomCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 450 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Trans Men Menstruation Madness

    Trans Men Menstruation Madness
    come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crops Grown: 4127 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Magic Items Found: 3477 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Zombie Dances: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Flood >USA Minecraft Server

    Flood >USA Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

    Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

    So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

    Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Titanic Battles Fought: 24

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

    BlockBusterMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Unseen Monsters Slain: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

    BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • DockCraftStrike

    DockCraftStrike
    so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

    come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

    so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

    Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

    Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Zombie Dances: 10 Cosmic Pies Baked: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Animals Bred: 156

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

    ‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

    But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4
    Crops Grown: 9635 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Runes Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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