BikeToWork Minecraft Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we pay you $1000 a day to ride a pig to work! That’s right, forget bicycles, we’re all about the swine commute here. Our pigs are trained professionals, ready to take you on the ride of your life through our virtual world.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Pig King, a majestic ruler who grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a bacon-eating contest. Think you have what it takes to take on this porky monarch?

Join us now and experience the thrill of riding pigs and battling bacon-loving royalty. Who needs a boring old bicycle when you can have a pig as your trusty steed?

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  • PerfectSongCraft

    PerfectSongCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, the only song you’ll hear is the sweet sound of a chorus of parrots singing “Baby Shark” on loop! Join us for the ultimate musical experience and let your ears be serenaded by the dulcet tones of everyone’s favorite aquatic nursery rhyme.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who can bust the best moves to the most ridiculous tunes. From “Gangnam Style” to “The Chicken Dance,” our playlist is guaranteed to have you grooving like never before.

    So why wait? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server and let the music take control. Who knows, you might just discover your new favorite song in the most unexpected place!

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  • PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket

    PixelPride: Dysphoria Diagnoses Skyrocket
    join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we have more gender dysphoria diagnoses among children than you can shake a stick at! our GP records are filled with crazy stories of kids transforming into their true selves in the virtual world of minecraft. from one in 60,000 in 2011 to one in 1,200 in 2021, our numbers are skyrocketing faster than a creeper explosion! come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about on our server. who knows, you might even discover your true gender identity while building a blocky masterpiece!

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  • CreepyCelebMC SMP

    CreepyCelebMC SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! So, like, imagine this, right? You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you see Justin Bieber riding a pig and singing “Baby” in a creepy voice. Like, what even is happening, right? And then you see Kim Kardashian building a house out of selfies, like wut? And then, out of nowhere, Nicolas Cage shows up and starts screaming about bees and stealing the Declaration of Independence. Like, this server is a total circus, but in a good way, you know? So come join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a celebrity horror show, but with blocks and stuff. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

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  • NoobMistakez

    NoobMistakez
    Are you tired of being a total noob at everything you do? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can embrace your inner failure and revel in your incompetence! Join us for a chance to fail spectacularly at the most basic tasks like mining, crafting, and even walking straight! Our server is the perfect place for those who love to suck at everything they do and still have a blast doing it. So come on, join us and let your inner noob shine!

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  • SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News

    SouthportKiller69’s Minecraft News
    so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server, like, for realz. it’s, like, the only place where u can, like, battle giant chickens and ride on flying pigs. like, what even is that, right? but wait, there’s more. u can also, like, build a house out of rainbow blocks and have a pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire.

    but, like, the best part is the crazy stories, man. like, one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely out of candy. and another time, a player tamed a creeper and made it their loyal pet. like, who even does that? only on this server, man.

    so, like, if u wanna have the most epic adventures and make the craziest memories, u gotta join this minecraft server. like, seriously, what are u waiting for? come join the fun!

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