so like, u ever wondered what it would be like if Shaq played Minecraft? well, come join our server and find out! we have special stairs just for Shaq so he can walk down them without tripping over his massive feet. it’s a sight to see, trust me.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground dungeon where we keep all the rarest items in the game. legend has it that if you can make it through the dungeon without dying, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that never breaks. sounds impossible, right? well, that’s because it is. but hey, it’s worth a shot!

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted? yeah, you heard me right. there’s a ghost that roams the land, stealing all the carrots from unsuspecting players. but don’t worry, he’s actually pretty chill once you get to know him. just don’t try to steal his carrots back, or you’ll be cursed for eternity.

so come join our server for a wild ride of Shaq-sized stairs, impossible dungeons, and mischievous ghosts. it’s a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t find anywhere else. see you there, if you dare!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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