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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 98/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed: 20 Magic Crystals Found: 19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Farms Harvested: 633 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
Orbs of Power Found: 5 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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