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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4902 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!