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Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6423 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 29 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2297 |
Villages Defended: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!