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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5652 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 185 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who only attacks players with bad outfits, so make sure you dress to impress!
But that’s not all, folks! Our Nether is a tropical paradise complete with lava water slides and zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the town square every night.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Prrrrrrrrrrt!
