Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where choosing a distro is just as important as choosing your Minecraft skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that the base was built by a group of elite players who can fly in real life. Yes, you heard that right. Fly. In. Real. Life.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, a player who can communicate with dragons and ride them into battle. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a majestic dragon, breathing fire and causing chaos wherever you go.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life. Just remember to choose your distro wisely – it could mean the difference between victory and defeat.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
Holy Grails Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Goontown

    Goontown

    Goontown is a fabric modded Minecraft server! – We have lots of Minecraft mods – We have a great community – You can team up with your friends and go to war – You will have a great experience here!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Chimeras Created: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15
    Zombie Dances: 8 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Animals Bred: 10
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server

    F U C K K K K M – Modern Minecraft Server
    Tired of being cooped up inside all day like a hermit crab with social anxiety? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can roam free like a majestic unicorn on a rainbow highway.

    Our server is so hot, even the lava is jealous! Explore our vast landscapes filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and mysterious caves just waiting to be plundered. And don’t worry about those pesky creepers, we’ve trained them to break dance instead of blowing up your hard work.

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots glitter out of its nostrils. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let your wildest dreams come true! And remember, the only thing scarier than a creeper is missing out on all the fun.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 42 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP

    OS – tan Thread Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP of 2024! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the most insane challenges and quests, all while wearing top hats and monocles.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to boogie down. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to some sick beats.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear. But beware, the treasure is guarded by a giant chicken who challenges you to a dance-off before you can claim your riches.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Whispering Caves Entered: 4
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8928 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Emeralds Found: 6772
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer

    MomAndHubby’sMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of family dynamics? Look no further than our server, where we promise no step-parent drama! Join us and leave all your “adult” problems behind.

    On our server, you won’t have to worry about calling anyone other than your in-game buddies your parents. We understand that family dynamics can be complicated, so we keep it simple by focusing on building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Join now and experience the freedom of not having to choose between calling someone your parent or just an adult. Our server is all about fun and games, not family therapy sessions. So come on in and let’s play Minecraft like it’s meant to be played – without any step-family drama!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 14 Vanishing Structures Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • NoGirlLeftBehindMC

    NoGirlLeftBehindMC
    Are you tired of dealing with drama llamas in your friend group? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real-life chaos! We promise no Tiffany’s allowed, especially if they show up late and forget to bring gifts for the “real couples.” Our virtual world is drama-free and full of adventure. Plus, we won’t judge your pregnancy announcement or ask if it was an accident. So come join us and leave the real-world craziness behind!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Farms Harvested: 589
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 47
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • DumbGeniusMC SMP

    DumbGeniusMC SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild! We have a special area called the “Dunce Corner” where all the self-proclaimed geniuses are sent to build their own little world of delusions. Watch as they try to outsmart each other with their ridiculous builds and over-the-top grandeur. Who will be crowned the king of the Dunce Corner? Join now and find out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Animals Bred: 18 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 133
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Billionaire or Bust

    Billionaire or Bust
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise you the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join our server and you’ll have the chance to win not just a million dollars, but a BILLION dollars! That’s right, we’ve rigged the system so you have a 50/50 shot at becoming a billionaire in the virtual world of Minecraft. Just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that grant you three wishes each. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want a castle made entirely of emerald blocks? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless when you’re rolling in virtual dough.

    So why settle for mediocrity when you can take a chance at becoming the richest player in Minecraft history? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with riches, dragons, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PagerWar Minecraft Server

    PagerWar Minecraft Server
    OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest party in Minecraft history! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of his wand.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Hezbollah leader said our pager attacks were a declaration of war! That’s right, we’re so hardcore that even world leaders are taking notice. So come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen, they’re always trying to steal our diamonds.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyPrideLand

    CraftyPrideLand
    OMG u guys u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s so lit u won’t even believe it! we got unicorns flying around, rainbow sheep giving out diamonds, and a secret underground club where all the mobs party together!

    But wait, there’s more! we also have a portal that takes u to a dimension where u can ride on giant rainbow slugs and battle evil gummy bears. Plus, every full moon, a magical unicorn parade goes through the server, giving out enchanted armor and weapons to all players.

    And get this, rumor has it that if u find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, u’ll unlock special powers that let u fly without wings and breathe underwater like a fish.

    So come join us on this epic adventure, where anything is possible and the fun never ends! Just watch out for the evil parliament passing anti-LGBTQ+ laws, they might try to ban all the unicorns and rainbows!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land

    Gut Brain Craft: Neuro Fun Land
    so u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? bro, let me tell u, dis place is like da gut-brain axis of da gaming world. we got all da coolest mods and plugins to make ur brain explode with excitement.

    imagine a world where u can ride on giant flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers out of ur eyes. dat’s what dis server is all about, baby.

    not only dat, but we also have a secret potion dat can make u invincible for 69 hours straight. yeah, u heard me right. 69 hours of pure, unadulterated power.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat farts diamonds? yep, u can thank me later.

    so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and experience da most mind-blowing, gut-brain axis adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Star Shards Collected: 95
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Dingo Den Junior High School

    Dingo Den Junior High School

    Our Story Founded by passionate Minecraft players, Dingo Den SMP was built with the idea of fostering a tight-knit, welcoming community where creativity and collaboration thrive. What started as a small group of friends sharing adventures has grown into a dynamic server full of unique builds, exciting gameplay, and a player-first approach.

    Our goal is simple: to provide a survival multiplayer experience that remains true to Minecraft’s roots while adding new layers of excitement and customization through carefully curated plugins, community-driven events, and a fair economy. We focus on fairness, fun, and friendship, and we believe every player, whether you’re a builder, a redstone engineer, or an adventurer, can find a place in our world.

    WE ARE ACTIVELY LOOKING FOR STAFF

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Gotrix Network

    Gotrix Network

    Welcome to Gotrix Network!

    Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on our server, running on version 1.20+! Choose your path with exciting gamemodes such as: Survival, SkyBlock, SkyGens and KitPvP.

    As a Cracked Server, everyone can join — no minecraft purchase required! We also enforce a strict no-cheating policy to ensure a fair play environment. Join Gotrix Network today and dive into the fun!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 24 Farms Harvested: 805
    Animals Bred: 199 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 16 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server

    YrYr’s Secret Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. It all started when this crazy bitch’s va decided to peace out to the states because her husband wanted to become a professional wrestler. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama and excitement to make up for her absence. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that is as wild as it gets. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness on our Minecraft server today!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Felix Space Minecraft SMP

    Felix Space Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our founder, Felix. Legend has it that he once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombies. And that’s just a regular Tuesday for him!

    Join our server if you want to witness pigs flying, villagers breakdancing, and chickens laying diamonds. Our community is filled with players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and sheer determination. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where you can find the rarest loot in the game – enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join Felix sex today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a pickaxe, because you never know when you’ll need to mine your way out of a sticky situation.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Buildings Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • NoPower Minecraft Server

    NoPower Minecraft Server
    Join our wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of no electricity! Our players have vowed to fast from electricity while playing, so expect no digital displays, no phones, and definitely no TV screens in sight. Navigation skills are also put to the test, as players must find their way to our server without any help from GPS or maps – prepare to be fashionably late!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive that even the mobs have decided to join in on the fun. You’ll encounter creepers with candles instead of TNT, zombies trying to read books in the dark, and skeletons using glow-in-the-dark arrows. It’s a party like no other, and you’re invited to join in on the madness.

    So come on over and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft without electricity – who needs redstone contraptions when you have the power of imagination (and a few torches)? Don’t miss out on this electrifyingly absurd adventure!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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