Big Knife Manju’s LOLcraft Server: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Manju, fear, Big Knife Manju, regards, Revenge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Big Knife Manju rules with an iron fist…literally! This server is not for the faint of heart, as Big Knife Manju will chop down anyone who dares to challenge him. But don’t worry, he also sends his regards, so you know you’re in good hands.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of running from a giant knife-wielding maniac while trying to build your dream castle. Who needs a peaceful survival experience when you can have Big Knife Manju breathing down your neck?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Big Knife Manju once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a butter knife and a can-do attitude. If that’s not reason enough to join our server, then we don’t know what is.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and of course, Big Knife Manju. Just be sure to watch your back…and your front…and your sides. Big Knife Manju is always watching.

PupperLiftPranks

Complaints, Behavior, Etiquette, resident’s lift, unreasonable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have no rules about which lift you can use for your dog! In fact, we encourage you to use any lift you please, even if it’s wrapped up for renovations.

Join our server and experience the thrill of choosing any lift you want, regardless of what other players may say. Feel the rush of ignoring people who try to tell you what to do, just like in real life!

Don’t waste your time following unnecessary rules, come to our server and enjoy the freedom of choosing your own path, even if it means taking your dog on a wild lift ride. Join now and show the world that you’re not afraid to break the mold, one lift at a time!

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TinyJoys Minecraft SMP

small miracles, appreciation, little things, Gratitude, Happiness

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the wildest parties with unlimited emerald shots.

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Or maybe you’re more into building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds? Whatever floats your boat, this server has it all.

Oh, and did I mention that the server owner is actually a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wow, life is totally worth living when I’m playing on this server!”

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PixelPants Off

not attractive, not alluring, unsexy, Unattractive, turn off

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat while riding a unicorn. Yes, you heard that right – a potato on a unicorn. It’s the ultimate symbol of absurdity and we guarantee you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Dance Battle Arena, where players must compete in epic dance-offs dressed as their favorite poultry. The winner gets a golden feather crown and bragging rights for eternity.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until your sides hurt and provide endless entertainment, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the wackiest adventure of your life!

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Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure

sexual relations, questionable behavior, Adventure, Forrest Gump, moral dilemma

come join our minecraft server where jenny from forrest gump is the queen bee, but watch out because she’s evil and will seduce you with her wily ways! who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into with jenny and her questionable morals. plus, forrest probably can’t even consent so it’s all kinds of messed up. but hey, at least you’ll never be bored on our server! join now for a wild ride of drama and scandal!

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EggCell Diet Prevents PCOS Inheritance

Traits, maternal, Offspring, research, Pregnancy

join our epic minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be passing on is the insane amount of diamonds you’ll be mining! we have magical egg cells that can give your offspring PCOS-like traits, but don’t worry, just eat fewer calories before pregnancy and boom, problem solved! our server is so lit, even the mice are getting in on the action. come on, what are you waiting for? start managing your diet and join us now for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Big Knife Manju’s LOLcraft Server: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

PupperLiftPranks

TinyJoys Minecraft SMP

PixelPants Off

Evil Jenny’s Minecraft Adventure

EggCell Diet Prevents PCOS Inheritance