Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
Runes Activated: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Pure Anarchy

    Pure Anarchy

    Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CoffeeWCream

    CoffeeWCream

    This server is a friendly community of Coffee enjoyers <3 if you like Coffee or friendly people then come join us at coffeewcream.com

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Rexagon Kingdoms

    Rexagon Kingdoms

    Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • MenaceMC Factions

    MenaceMC Factions

    Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Everneth

    Everneth

    Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

    We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

    We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

    It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • DCGaming Network

    DCGaming Network

    dcgaming is a Sri Lankan gaming Network. we are providing Sri Lankan first slime fun server. Our Teamspeak Server [ts.dcgnetwork.us] . our website https://dcgnetwork.us

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • OceanSMP

    OceanSMP

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    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CenterState

    CenterState

    Welcome to CenterState. At the beginning of 2024 we succesfully completed CenterState! We (N0Hatred and RTVD) have started CenterState.

    Features: – No Resets – Anti Pay-to-Win – Survival Multiplayer – No PVP – Friendly server – Crates – Original spawn – Discord

    TLDR: If you are looking for a friendly server that does not accept hate speech, has absolutely no P2W and fair and understanding staff, join CenterState.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Crops Grown: 4003 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • StarNexus

    StarNexus

    Star Nexus ;

    StarNexus is a Survival server with Custom World, SlimeFun, Mission System and much MORE!!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • DragonCraft Network

    DragonCraft Network

    Newly opened network with 2 modes survival custom and anarchic survival We are looking for loyal players who like our new network

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • craftingtopianetwork

    craftingtopianetwork

    We are a Dutch/English network server currently have faction and custoptopia

    we are open

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PicKac

    PicKac

    Pickac is a server that focuses on the Create mod and many other modifications. We try so that everyone can join even if they don’t have a very powerful computer. We have a great person who can take care of the server running without any problems. We want to make a smaller community of around 30 people who would actively play and give us information on what we could improve.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Era Of Kings

    Era Of  Kings

    One Piece Era Of Kings We are a Minecraft One Piece MMORPG server with custom bosses, armor and custom islands of our own. This is an RPG server, here you get things like awakenings, better items with better stats and other cool things like mounts and devil fruits. Here are some of the things we have:

    – Full Open world with bosses, quests and characters with storylines. with over 40 islands already made and a lot of things to do. over 200 quests and 1000’s of dialogs – Marine and Revs discords, with ranks to gain for ALL factions, including strongest swordsman, underworld, pirate, bounty hunter, marines, revs, and A LOT more. – Stat system to gain more power and customize yourself, with more hp, strength, intelligence and a lot of different stats that allow for building your own builds – Custom scripted bosses, with abilities and powers, including raid bosses and soon dungeons – Awakenings that apply in the game, with a HUGE market, auction, – Custom items with stats like hypixel skyblock and other mmorpgs – custom Classes as devil fruits and combat styles, with more than 70 at the time of beta

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Falling into the Void: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • BlackGrind

    BlackGrind

    Its a 24/7 Biggest Grinding & PvP Server Where You Can Enjoy And Play That Contains You To Join With Any Client Like Lunar And Any Version So Join Now Many Players Will Welcome You Its Safe 100% You Can Enjoy Here! You Can Contact Me On Discord ID = deviljurassic I Have’nt Upload Video Cause I Want You To Make Video And Get Yt Rank For 1k Subs! (Server Is Chrack Supported)

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond

    Digimobs Beyond is a server for players to relax and have fun with you and your friends. you can find our modpack on Curse Forge and a list of mods found at https://discord.gg/p4KDP8kgk8 Under our mods channel

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 32 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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