Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	965	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1863
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4975	Star Shards Collected:	137

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Love Letters Sent:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8708
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mines Excavated:	2365
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Holy Grails Found:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Emeralds Found:	2221
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Chimeras Created:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Towns Built:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Dimension Hops:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1820
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Dragon Scales Harvested:	497

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9999
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3855
Holy Grails Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchantments Applied:	169

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!