Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	152	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	6829
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Votes:	3763	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2299

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	1933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Animals Bred:	111	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Potions Brewed:	82	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Votes:	1689
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

QuranBurnerGamer420

#Quran, Burning, controversy, crime, extremism, freedom of speech, hate crime, intolerance, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, murder, QuranBurnerGamer420, Radicalism, Religion, religious freedom, shot dead, Sweden, tragic, violence

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	7834	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1974
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DO THE MACARENA. ALSO, WE GOT DIAMOND ARMOR THAT MAKES U LOOK LIKE A FANCY LLAMA.

ONE TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO STEAL ALL OUR DIAMONDS BUT WE LURED IT INTO A TRAP FILLED WITH CAKE AND IT EXPLODED INTO CONFETTI.

ALSO, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNICORN SADDLES.

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF OUR WACKY MINECRAFT FAMILY. JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE ZOMBIE CHICKENS, THEY’RE A LITTLE CLUCKY.

NeuroCraft: Bio Mimic Neuron Fun

0.13 Hz, 147.1 Hz, artificial neuron, bio, biological processes, Concept, electrochemical, frequency range, Fun, Innovative, mimic, NeuroCraft, neuromorphic, neuromorphic perception system, neuron, organic electrochemical neurons, organic electrochemical transistors, Perception, real, scientists, semiconductor, System, vertical architecture

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Animals Bred:	47
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

yOu gOtta jOin dis server, cuz we gOt scientists makin’ crazy sh*t like artificial electrochemical neurons dat mimic real biological processes. yOu can be a part of dis neuromorphic perception system and experience da power of organic electrochemical transistors. We got a vertical architecture dat will blow yo mind and a frequency range from 0.13 to 147.1 Hz. Join now and be a part of dis insane experiment, cuz who needs real life when you can have Minecraft craziness like dis!

Pixel Anime Haven 1.20.4

1.20.4, animation, Anime, anime industry, Beloved, better, Childhood, classic, Cultural, Entertainment, fan favorite, Haven, iconic, japanese, Memories, Nostalgia, old school, PIXEL, Popular, Retro, Traditional, used to be, vintage

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Yo, bros, if you’re tired of watching anime and feeling like it’s just not hitting the same anymore, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got pixelated waifus that will make you question your reality and make you forget all about those disappointing new anime series.

Join us and experience a world where anime is still poppin’ and the adventures are endless. Plus, our creepers are dressed up as your favorite anime characters, so you never know who might blow up next!

Don’t miss out on the chance to relive the glory days of anime in Minecraft form. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by those creeper anime characters)!

SassyAnimalTalk – Minecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal behavior study, animal cognition, animal communication, Animal communication skills, Animal intelligence, animal interactions, animal language, animal psychology, animal rudeness, Animal rudeness traits, animal social behavior, animal vocalization, Animals, Communication, Ethology, Minecraft, rude animals, SassyAnimalTalk, smp, species behavior, Talking Animals, zoology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! Like, the pigs on this server are so rude, they’re always oinking at you in a sassy way like “oink oink, get out of my way peasant” and the cows are mooing insults at you like “mooove over loser”. It’s like a farmyard full of mean girls, but in Minecraft form! And don’t even get me started on the sheep, they’re always baa-ing at you with attitude like “baaack off, I’m fabulous”. It’s a total zoo of sass and I love it! So come join us and experience the most savage animal kingdom in Minecraft history, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, they’re the worst, always clucking behind your back. #SavageAnimals #MinecraftDrama #JoinNowLOLZ 🐷🐮🐑🐔🐔🐔

CraftyMillionaire

Charity, CraftyMillionaire, dream come true, Dream lifestyle, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, first thing, Generosity, immediate action, Investments, life changing, Long-term goals, luxury, million dollar question, million dollars, sudden wealth, unexpected money, wealth, windfall

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	237
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

If you were given a million diamonds today on our Minecraft server, the first thing you should do is build yourself a diamond castle fit for a Minecraft king! And don’t forget to hire a team of diamond-armored guards to protect your precious loot from any sneaky creepers trying to steal it. Join our server now and start living the lavish Minecraft life you deserve!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Void Armor Forged:	24	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	710
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!