Big Dick Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2304
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where having a big dick is the key to success! Imagine towering over all the other players with your massive member, striking fear into their hearts as you dominate the virtual world. Join us for epic battles where size really does matter, and show off your impressive package to everyone you meet.

But that’s not all – on our server, having a big dick also gives you special powers and abilities. You can use your member to mine blocks faster, build structures with incredible speed, and even unleash devastating attacks on your enemies. With great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you wield your big dick wisely.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being the biggest dick in the game. Trust us, once you go big, you’ll never want to go back.

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9828
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Falling into the Void:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7698
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Void Gems Collected:	22
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	9401
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Villages Defended:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Divine Spears Created:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Animals Bred:	80
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2593
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ores Mined:	8518
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Star Shards Collected:	240	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	3197
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Void Gems Collected:	40	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Ores Mined:	9042	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	985
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3483
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	6398	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
New Chunks Explored:	287622	Secret Passages Found:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9393
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	83	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Enchantments Applied:	122	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Dragons Tamed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.