Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Towns Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8381	Endless Legions Commanded:	16

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BorderBreachersMC

airborne forces, airborne troops, border security, BorderBreachersMC, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, international relations, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military operation, national defense, penetrate, political tensions, russia, Russian border, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Buildings Constructed:	48	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Zombie Dances:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BlockBuddies SMP

aromatherapy, BlockBuddies, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, Emotional support, Exercise, Gratitude, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, music therapy, positive thinking, Relaxation, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, smp, stress relief, taking a walk, talking to a friend

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

advice, blocktopia, Business, growth mindset., hindsight, learning from mistakes, life advice, life experiences, life guidance, life journey, life lessons, life lessons learned, life reflections, life wisdom, personal development, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self reflection, wisdom

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky Wisdom

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“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7531	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchantments Applied:	109	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

FloodCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, climate change, disaster preparedness, disaster relief, emergency response, extreme weather, flood damage, flood victims, flood warning, FloodCraft, Flooding, Floods, heavy rainfall, Ishikawa, Ishikawa floods, Japan, Japan floods, Minecraft, natural disaster, record rain, Server, Tragedy, weather

come join our epic minecraft server where the only floods you’ll see are the tears of our enemies when we wreck them in pvp! we’ve got more action than a kung fu movie marathon and more surprises than a clown car at a birthday party. plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that will last longer than a diamond pickaxe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Ores Mined:	3155

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCommies: New Cold War

aggression, Asia, cold, cold war, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, donald trump, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, military alliances, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, Politics, Propaganda, sanctions, SECURITY, Tension, US, War

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Holy Grails Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Enival: Where vanilla is semi, like java in a trust-based world with QoL mods!

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Server Name	Enival
Server Type	Semi-vanilla Minecraft survival
Mods	Proximity chat, QoL mods
Community	Small, chill, and friendly
Whitelist	Required to join
Rules	Minimal rules for maximum fun

FAQs

What is Enival?

Enival is a fresh semi-vanilla Minecraft survival server with a few mods for smoother gameplay and a fun, friendly community.

What mods are available on Enival?

Enival has proximity chat and quality of life mods to enhance the player experience.

How can I join Enival?

To join Enival, you must apply for whitelist access on their Discord server.

Are there many rules on Enival?

Enival has minimal rules to allow players to have maximum fun while playing.

Is there a world map available for Enival?

Yes, you can check out the world map at http://45.81.254.14:6969.

Where can I apply to join Enival?

You can apply to join Enival on their Discord server at https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	348	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!