Big Dick Energy Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of feeling inadequate with your measly 6-inch pickaxe in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, size DOES matter! Join us and watch as your tools grow to epic proportions, making all the other players jealous of your massive inventory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure rumored to be hidden deep within the mines. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted the power to fly, shoot fireballs from their hands, and even turn into a block of cheese (because why not?).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with giant tools, epic treasures, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just find that size really does matter in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	274
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Breakup Minecraft Server

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Tired of guys who ghost you after they get what they want? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server will never leave you hanging like that! Our virtual world is filled with loyal and supportive players who will always have your back, even after they’ve mined their diamonds. Join us for a community that values commitment and teamwork, because in our world, no one gets left behind – especially not after they’ve had their fun 😉. So come on over and build something special with us, because unlike those guys, our server will never ghost you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

The Lost Samurai – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking llama who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the Nether. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen wearing top hats and monocles.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the villagers or fight against them to protect your precious diamond pickaxe?

And if all that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, we also have regular events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and a monthly dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable gaming experience of your life! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers after midnight.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Buildings Constructed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

KiltedDadGraveyard

10. family tartan, 11. cultural heritage, 12. sibling disputes, 13. funeral arrangements, 14. honoring dad, 15. respecting wishes, 16. French-Canadian ancestry, 17. Catholic cemetery, 18. burial traditions, 19. sentimental value, 2. burying dad, 20. family dynamics, 3. kilt, 4. family heirloom, 5. JC Penny suit, 6. expensive burial, 7. family traditions, 8. special occasion attire, 9. Scottish descent, aita, KiltedDadGraveyard

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone says no to burying their dad in a kilt? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the kilt-wearing spirit! Join us for outrageous adventures where we honor family heirlooms, defy expensive suit traditions, and fulfill dad’s dream of being fed to the sharks (sorry, dad, the Catholic cemetery won’t allow it). Plus, with our Scottish descent and family tartan, you’ll feel right at home in your virtual kilt. So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make dad proud in the most lolzy way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

RespawnWishList

Activists, Actors, artists, athletes, Celebrities, famous personalities, Heroes, Historical figures, Icons, influential people, innovators, inspirations, Leaders, Legends, Musicians, politicians, pop culture icons, RespawnWishList, role models, scientists, Who do you wish was still alive, Writers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6462
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BorderBreachersMC

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Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magic Items Found:	5165	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockBuddies SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchantments Applied:	139
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

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Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Emeralds Found:	6879	Villages Defended:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Celeb Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Enchantments Applied:	102
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	403
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	38

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WeddingDramaCraft

Best Friend, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, emotions, Fiance, friendship, grudge, internet buddies, long distance friendship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Maturity, online gaming, relationships, Respect, Wedding, WeddingDramaCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potion! Join us for a chance to experience the most intense virtual friendships and rivalries that will make your real life drama seem like child’s play.

Looking for a best man for your Minecraft wedding? Look no further, because we have a whole community of players ready to stand by your side, even if your significant other doesn’t approve. Who needs a real-life best friend when you have a loyal online buddy who will help you through all your virtual battles and relationship woes?

Join us on this server where friendships are tested, love triangles are formed, and alliances are broken all in the name of fun and adventure. Who needs a honeymoon in Japan when you can have a virtual honeymoon in the land of blocks and pixels?

So, are you ready to dive into a world where friendships are forged through fire and lava, and where love is as complicated as a redstone contraption? Join us now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Items Found:	2771
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, daily reminders, empowerment, encouragement, guidance, inner peace, inspiration, introspection, life lessons, Mantra, mindfulness, motivation, personal growth, philosophy, positive affirmations, quotes, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, words to live by

“Join our Minecraft server and live by the words ‘Dig, build, and troll!’ We have a secret underground city where players can only communicate in emojis. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to unleash your inner troll, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9260	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.