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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 8439 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6413 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.