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Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8066 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Star Shards Collected: | 173 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 14 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.