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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 1088 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 41 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.