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| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5276 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 25 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 99 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.
