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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9212 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Divine Spears Created: | 21 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.
so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.