so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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