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| Players: | 97/100 | Votes: | 8621 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.
one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.
also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.
so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?
