so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away in this totally rad minecraft server, right? and then out of nowhere, biden and zelenskyy show up and start building a giant statue of a potato together. like, what even is happening, right? but then they’re like, “hey, come join our server and witness the potato magic for yourself!” and you’re just like, “heck yeah, sign me up!”

so you join the server and you’re greeted by a talking chicken who’s like, “welcome to the land of the potato gods, where anything is possible and the only rule is to have fun!” and you’re just like, “this is the best day ever!”

you start exploring the server and you come across a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are dancing to funky music. and then you find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. it’s like a dream come true, man.

but the best part is when you stumble upon a group of llamas wearing sunglasses and playing poker. they invite you to join their game and you end up winning a stack of emeralds. it’s like you’re living in a minecraft fever dream and you never want to wake up.

so yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the madness for yourself. biden and zelenskyy might even make another appearance, who knows? just remember, in the land of the potato gods, anything is possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Haunted Chests Opened: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Ores Mined: 6421
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 278 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Villages Defended: 16 Elemental Crystals Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 447
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Zombie Dances: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Gods Slained: 1
    Crops Grown: 6329 Dimension Hops: 0
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 11
    Villages Defended: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft

    DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Crops Grown: 9991 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 336

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 17 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Ether Blades Crafted: 8 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network

    Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
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