come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ether Blades Crafted: 19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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