come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls taller than trump’s combover to protect against those sneaky iranian creepers! the biden administration is so shook they’re teaming up with israel to help us defend our pixelated paradise. join now for a chance to fight off evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword and maybe even catch a glimpse of joe biden himself riding a pig into battle. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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