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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8104
Endless Night Skies: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 4618 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Void Armor Forged: 29 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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