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Players: 103/600 Votes: 5031
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Dragons Tamed: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Gods Slained: 0
Astral Projections Made: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
Orbs of Power Found: 12 Gnome Villages Protected: 8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends.

Looking for a server where you can relax and unwind? Our server offers a special supplement that helps you relax just like the one in the story above! Take a virtual dose and watch your stress melt away as you explore our vast world.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Just like the OP in the story, you may encounter unexpected responses and intense situations. Will you brush off the challenges or face them head-on like a true warrior?

So come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few “idk” moments along the way. Who knows, you might just discover something new about yourself in the process. See you in the world of blocks!

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  • Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6

    Forbidden Block Land 1.20.6
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 2886
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 106
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Ores Mined: 4053 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, do I have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a place where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind and build your own jail cell to repent for your sins.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of breaking the law in a virtual world where the only consequences are a slap on the wrist (or a ban if you get caught by the mods, but who cares about that, amirite?).

    Build your own underground lair, smuggle contraband items, and engage in shady deals with other players. It’s like living out your wildest GTA fantasies, but with pixelated blocks and creepers lurking around every corner.

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where crime pays (in diamonds, of course). It’s a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and only the most cunning and daring players will come out on top. Join now and let the chaos begin!

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  • GF_GrowUpCraft

    GF_GrowUpCraft
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7091
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like the responsible adult in the relationship? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of taking charge and being the one who actually gets things done.

    Forget about running out of gas or oil in your car, on our server, you’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to worry about those things. And don’t even think about setting an alarm, because the only thing you’ll be snoozing on is our cozy beds in the game.

    Join us and never have to coordinate plans with your girlfriend again, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to coordinate is your crafting recipes. Say goodbye to laundry piling up and dishes sitting in the sink, because in Minecraft, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is the one you make while building your epic creations.

    So if you’re tired of feeling like the responsible one in your relationship, join our server and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a lazy girlfriend.

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  • BlockyPainSecrets

    BlockyPainSecrets
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 2435
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to have your diamond pickaxe break right before you find that elusive vein of diamonds? Are you sick of being constantly attacked by creepers while trying to build your epic castle? Look no further, because on our server, all your mining tools are indestructible and creepers are afraid of you! Join us and experience a world where even the Ender Dragon bows down to your superior Minecraft skills. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip

    CraftyTrump’sUkraineTaiwanFlip
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 5328
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump and ukraine combined. taiwan is shaking in its boots as we conquer new lands and upend the minecraft foreign policy. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? come on, taiwan is waiting for you to join the fun!

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  • Retro Tubers Craft 1.20

    Retro Tubers Craft 1.20
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 838
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Enchantments Applied: 275 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, check out this epic Minecraft server dedicated to all things Vtubers and Retro Games! We got links to Retro Chuubas, Divegrass Team, and even a Lumi ARG! It’s like a virtual wonderland for all you cool cats out there. Join now and let’s dive into the pixelated madness together! #MinecraftMadness #VtuberMania #RetroRevolution

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  • FILsLastNameMCServer

    FILsLastNameMCServer
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 1769
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where keeping your last name is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us and never worry about changing your in-game identity again.

    Imagine a world where your unique username is respected and admired by all. No need to conform to the norms of the virtual community, stand out with your one-of-a-kind name just like our player who kept her maiden name against all odds.

    Join us for epic battles and adventures, where your name is your power and your legacy. Who needs a new last name when you can forge your own path in this crazy Minecraft world? Don’t let anyone tell you that changing your name will make you more respected, because here, you are respected for being true to yourself.

    So come on over to our server and show the world that you don’t need to change who you are to fit in. Embrace your uniqueness and let your name be your battle cry! And hey, if your in-laws try to pressure you into changing your name, just tell them you’re too busy building your virtual empire to worry about such trivial matters. Let’s play and laugh together in this world where your name is your superpower!

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  • WifeNeedsDiamonds

    WifeNeedsDiamonds
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 6099
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that values emotional support and late-night emergencies? Look no further than our server, where we promise to be there for you, even if you feel like you’re going to throw up at 11:30pm!

    Join us for a wild adventure where partners are expected to support each other through feverish debates and arguments about body temperatures. Need someone to reassure you that you’ll eventually fall asleep? We’ve got you covered!

    Experience the thrill of being called a dick for not being endlessly available for emotional support in the middle of the night. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for needing to work in the morning and get your kid ready for school.

    So come join our server, where the only emergency is the urgent need for emotional support and the occasional temperature debate. It’s going to be okay, we promise!

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  • SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP

    SexBucketList – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 4300
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor that turns you into a superhero with the power to control time and space. So yeah, if you want to fulfill your wildest sex bucket list fantasies, this is the server for you!

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  • CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect

    CraftyFate: The Butterfly Effect
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 6906
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 98
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every decision you make could lead to a wild adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of changing your virtual life with just a click of a button.

    Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a llama appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. You accept, of course, and end up becoming best friends with the llama, who turns out to be a secret disco champion.

    Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a magical land filled with talking sheep and flying pigs. You become their hero by saving them from an evil chicken overlord who’s been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie cows.

    But beware, for every decision you make on our server could have unexpected consequences. Choose wisely and you could become the ruler of a kingdom, with villagers bowing down to you as their savior. Make a wrong move and you might find yourself trapped in a never-ending maze of creepers and skeletons.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and let your decisions shape your destiny in the most outrageous and hilarious ways possible. Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

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  • TallCraft Worker 1.21

    TallCraft Worker 1.21
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 7543
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Potions Brewed: 70

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the real world where height matters! On our server, everyone is the same height, so no need to worry about little man syndrome or being called a bull! Embrace your bold and unfiltered self in a world where height doesn’t matter, and have a crazy time with us! Let’s make reality question us all!

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  • FavorGoneWrongCraft

    FavorGoneWrongCraft
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1264
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Animals Bred: 85
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your average soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild adventures.

    Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, your friend steals them all and runs off into the sunset. But don’t worry, we have a justice system in place to settle disputes like these. You can take them to court and fight for your precious diamonds back!

    Or how about this: You build a beautiful castle, only to have it raided by a group of mischievous players. But fear not, you can form alliances with other players to protect your fortress and seek revenge on those who wronged you.

    And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we have regular events like “TNT Wars” where you can blow up your friends’ creations for fun. It’s all in good fun, right?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips?

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  • SelfLoveMinecraftSMP

    SelfLoveMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 1569
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing ever!! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that makes you invincible to everything except for sneezing pandas.

    One time, I was mining for diamonds and I accidentally dug into a secret underground disco party with creepers breakdancing and skeletons doing the macarena. It was wild, bro. And don’t even get me started on the time I rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

    So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life, you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneezing pandas, they’re no joke.

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  • ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal

    ArcticCraft: Rus-US Deal
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 2657
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have RUSSIA offering US deals on natural resources and access to the ARCTIC.

    we got polar bears riding minecarts, penguins throwing snowballs at creepers, and a secret underground base where Putin himself plays Minecraft with a diamond pickaxe.

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet bear that shoots lasers out of its eyes and a snowman companion that tells dad jokes all day long.

    don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to explore the frozen tundra with your new Russian buddies. JOIN NOW or risk missing out on all the icy shenanigans! 🐻❄️🤣

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  • Nasal Passage Party

    Nasal Passage Party
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 2353
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1523 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are made of unicorn farts and the pigs fly with jetpacks! we have a secret underground base where the llamas run the show and the creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

    if you join our server, you will unlock the ability to breathe underwater like a fish and ride a rainbow-colored dragon into battle against evil zombie villagers.

    plus, our server is so lit that you will never have to worry about your nasal passages drying out again because we have magical potions that keep them perfectly humidified all night long.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and experience the craziest minecraft adventures of your life!

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