BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	1544	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	23	Potions Brewed:	186
Crops Grown:	2038	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Towns Built:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

nornia.net

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	96	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

play.nightrealm.net

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

mc.webbcraft.co.uk

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4560
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Towns Built:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

37.230.138.16:25593

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Votes:	349	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	1932
Towns Built:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

play.20ticks.com

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

play.stellarversemc.com

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	9355
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	New Chunks Explored:	974318
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

oyna.cgcraft.net

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	560
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8987
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Ores Mined:	547	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9818
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Magic Items Found:	4936

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5519
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Endless Night Skies:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	277	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Divine Spears Created:	29
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	7083	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573