BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Nomad Nation

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

Nomad Nation is launching a new survival server in just 2 days! Come join us on our adventures. Some features this new SMP will have: Economy | Land Claims | Warps | Set home | Survival only Few weeks after launch we will start adding additional fun things such as Custom fishing plugin, quests and more. Minecraft servers available on Nomad Nation: #1 SMP – Seasonal world scheduled to run for 12 months + #2 Creative – Flat map with plots and world edit! Servers currently in development and scheduled to launch throughout 2024: Cobblemon | Vault huntersAll of the above servers run on dedicated machines that are owned by Nomad Nation. Age requirement: 16+ Join our discord to play https://discord.gg/mUxUeuwjX4

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	110	Runes Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

L.A World

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, OneBlock, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

A fun oriented minecraft server.. friendly staffs and admins. ======== Game modes ======== Survival Bedwars Lifesteal Skyblock ————— IP: laworld.apexmc.co Discord : https://discord.gg/C9VdyseJt8 malayalam, kerala, india

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BusinessCraft City Roleplay

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Are you ready to explore a new role play server? BusinessCraft is a minecraft-survival City Roleplay server that uses custom easy to use plugins to simulate aspects of a real city. The server includes a wide selection of jobs such as: Engineer, Miner, Lumberjack, Doctor, Lawyer and many more! This server also has a government and democratic elections!Live in a cozy house in the suburbs while building your business empire downtown. You can start businesses ranging from agriculture to manufacturing, scale your business into a large corporation or keep it a small local business, or you can work for another company and enjoy everything else the city has to offer!The city has lots to explore, you can rent apartments including penthouses, explore easter eggs like the sewers, or venture into the acres of wildlife preserve just outside city limits! Buses, trains, subways, and planes can help you travel throughout the city and world. Nearly everything built within the city is player owned and operated.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Love Letters Sent:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Endless Night Skies:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7182
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	226

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	114
Towns Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	New Chunks Explored:	546104
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crops Grown:	4160	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

HibiscusMC

Survival

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Potions Brewed:	145	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ores Mined:	5167	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5024	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Runes Activated:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”