BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7552

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2108	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8086
Void Armor Forged:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mines Excavated:	2707
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	419
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	1507	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5938
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	3550	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9938	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Buildings Constructed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	365	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.