BF’s Back-Handed Banter LOL

alcohol consumption, back-handed joke, BackHanded, banter, BFs, Boundaries, child abuse, Communication, Confrontation, fetal alcohol syndrome, Friends, Guilt, high school reunion, insensitive joke, judgmental, lol, Party, Pregnancy, Pregnant, relationship, sensitivity, serious conversation, social gathering, Witnessing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a fun and chaotic experience that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Ever wanted to witness a virtual party where the expecting mother is chugging beers like there’s no tomorrow? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible! Watch as the drama unfolds and the bants get out of control.

Join us for a night of laughs and questionable decisions, just like the time when the baby daddy joked about fetal alcohol syndrome making him smart. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

So, if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense), then come join us for a wild ride. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft… unless you decide to share it on Reddit for some sweet, sweet karma.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mines Excavated:	3356
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	234
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Emeralds Found:	6183
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Zombie Dances:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	8090
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Falling into the Void:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.