Updated November 21, 2024
Players: | 97/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 646 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Void Gems Collected: | 18 |
Ores Mined: | 4927 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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