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Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5976
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	251
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Towns Built:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

KyivCraft: Trump’s Peace Quest

Conflict Resolution, current events, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, kyiv, KyivCraft, leadership, mediation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, Quest, Russia talks, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	34	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

so, like, u kno how trump is always causin drama? well, he’s only gone and hinted that ukraine needs a new election for peace or whatever. like, can u imagine that chaos? but don’t worry, cuz on our server, u can escape all that political madness and just build ur own world. join us and leave the real world drama behind, cuz who needs that when u can be mining diamonds and fighting creepers? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any impending election chaos. so come join us on the craziest minecraft server out there – where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse first!

BlockyKids Depression-Free Server

“Youth, adolescence, BlockyKids, children, depression, DepressionFree, device usage, digital devices, digital health, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Mental Wellness, mobile devices, research, screen addiction, screen time, Server, smartphone addiction, smartphone use, stress, Technology, technology impact

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

so, like, u know how u spend all day on ur phone and then u feel like crap? well, dis server is da cure for dat! join us and escape da stress of real life by building epic stuff in minecraft! forget about ur phone and come play with us, cuz we promise u will feel happier and less depressed after spending time on our server. plus, like, who needs real life stress when u can just chill and play minecraft all day? so come join us and say goodbye to depression and stress, and hello to fun and happiness!

Mystic Haven Skyrealm 1.20

Art gallery, Birth Rates, DATING, dating apps, digital age, Haven, hobbies, Human Behavior, ISOLATION, library, Loneliness, love quest, mystic, online dating, pandemic, relationships, Reproduction, School, skyrealm, socializing, Technology, tiktok, Tinder

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3962
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mines Excavated:	2744
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Dude, forget about the real world and its lame-o problems. Join our Minecraft server and escape the dystopian reality where women are as rare as diamonds in the game. On our server, you’ll find a thriving community of players who are too busy building epic structures and exploring virtual worlds to worry about real-life dating woes.

We’ve got everything you need to forget about the lack of women in your life – from epic quests to hilarious mini-games. Who needs Tinder when you can find true love in the form of a blocky avatar? Plus, our server is so lit that you’ll never want to log off.

Say goodbye to the doom and gloom of the real world and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join us now and start living your best Minecraft life!

TrumpRussiaSMP

alliances, collusion, Conspiracy, Diplomacy, Europe, foreign relations, geopolitical strategy, influence, international affairs, investigation, loyalty, nato, Politics, power dynamics, putin, russia, sanctions, trump, TrumpRussiaSMP, US president, World Order

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	30	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Star Shards Collected:	174	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Lmao, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a war between Trump and Europe but in Minecraft! Like, Trump is building a wall to keep out the Europeans and they’re all like, “Nah bro, we’re gonna build a bridge over that wall and invade your base!” It’s like a crazy battle of epic proportions, with explosions and flying pigs and stuff. Plus, if you join, you get a free pet llama that spits on anyone who tries to grief your base. So come join the madness and help Trump defend Russia against the European invaders, it’s gonna be lit AF!

CraftyCompanySecrets

behind the scenes, business operations, classified knowledge, company secrets, confidential details, confidential information, corporate secrets, CraftyCompanySecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden truths, industry secrets, insider knowledge, insider perspective, internal workings, privileged information, professional insights, proprietary data, sensitive information, trade secrets, undisclosed information., workplace insights

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6526
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Towns Built:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magic Items Found:	5884
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate hidden gem in the Minecraft universe! Join us and discover the company secrets that will blow your mind!

Ever wondered what happens when you mix a creeper with a pig? Well, on our server, you can find out! Our secret laboratory is constantly creating new mutant creatures that will leave you in stitches (or running for your life)!

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! All you have to do is solve our riddles and traps to claim your riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a mutant creeper-pig, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

OdesaPowerOutageCraft

aggression, challenge, civilian infrastructure, Conflict, denial, Destruction, Diplomacy, goldfish, international relations, Lavrov, lie, Odesa, OdesaPowerOutageCraft, Political debate, power outage, Propaganda, rubio, russia, Russia attacks, sanctions, truth vs lies

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	7213	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Astral Projections Made:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	5983

join this epic minecraft server where russia destroys everything but in a fun way! build your own city only to have it obliterated by russian forces for the lols. watch as lavrov denies all responsibility while rubio just stares blankly like a confused goldfish. it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s the best minecraft server you’ll ever play on! come join the insanity now!

NoPhoneZone – HappyCraft

attention spans, Digital Detox, digital wellness, Focus, habits, Happiness, HappyCraft, mental health, Mental well-being, mobile internet, NoPhoneZone, productivity, research, screen time, self-care, smartphone addiction, smartphones, study, Technology, technology use, well-being

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

so like, if u join dis minecraft server, u gonna be so happy u won’t even need ur phone anymore. like, u gonna be so focused on building ur epic castle or exploring da crazy world, u won’t even miss scrolling through ur social media. plus, u gonna be so chill and relaxed, u gonna forget all ur worries and just have a blast playing with ur new online friends. so come join us and experience da ultimate mental well-being and happiness in dis wacky minecraft server!

Lost Hackers Society 1.21.2

1.21.2, black hat hackers, cyber attacks, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breaches, data security, digital theft, ethical hacking, hacker culture, hackers, HACKING, hacking history, hacking techniques, hacking tools, iCloud hackers, Information Security, internet security, Lost, online privacy, online security measures, social media hackers, society, white hat hackers

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Secret Passages Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Yo, bro, forget about social media hackers, come join our Minecraft server where the only hacking you’ll be doing is mining for diamonds! We’ve got a community of crazy players who will make you question reality and wonder if you’re actually living in a blocky world. Plus, our security measures are so tight, not even the most skilled hacker could break in – unless they can break into a virtual world, then we’re screwed. But hey, who needs social media drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to deal with? Join us now and experience a whole new level of chaos and fun!

CousinCraft: GTFO or Nah?

anxiety, Chronic illness, cousin troubles, CousinCraft, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, Family Support, financial obligations, financial struggles, financial support, generational differences, gtfo, helping family, household responsibilities, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, moving out, Nah, rent issues, roommate conflicts, roommate problems, struggling financially

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7257
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Crops Grown:	2215	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Enchantments Applied:	141

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy characters and outrageous situations.

Imagine living in a virtual world where your aunt’s lazy boyfriend Mark constantly pees on your toilet seat and your only escape is to build a fortress and defend it from his shenanigans. Will you be able to survive the chaos and come out on top?

But wait, there’s more! Help Amanda clean up after Mark while dodging accusations of being ungrateful and lacking empathy. Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family drama and come out unscathed?

Join us on our Minecraft server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be the asshole who misses out on all the fun – join us now!

UkraineCraft: Blame it on the Creeper

aggression, Blame, blame game, Conflict, creeper, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical analysis, historical context, international relations, media narrative, military actions, Misinformation, peace negotiations, political tension, Propaganda, russia, territorial dispute, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, Western powers

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Potions Brewed:	120
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and witness epic battles between unicorns and dragons, watch as players ride giant chickens into battle, and explore a world where gravity is optional. But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

And if you’re still not convinced, just know that on our server, the Ukraine is actually a powerful kingdom that started a war against Russia by launching TNT-filled potatoes at their enemies. So if you want to be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1